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06-08-2009, 11:59 AM
06-10-2009, 12:03 PM
sherman14 Wrote:[Image: http://datelinebucharest.com/wp-content/...ma-bw1.png]
This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:
06-10-2009, 12:40 PM
outdoorsman43 Wrote:This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:
And the cruelest joke of all.:yikes:
:biggrin:
06-10-2009, 12:44 PM
outdoorsman43 Wrote:This is the best joke I have seen. :biggrin:
:thatsfunn ...............................:Thumbs:
06-10-2009, 01:06 PM
lil dog Wrote::thatsfunn ...............................:Thumbs:
Thought it might get a good laugh.
06-10-2009, 07:01 PM
What do God and Obama have in common? Neither have a birth certificate!
06-10-2009, 08:35 PM
What's the difference between God and Obama?
1.) God only asks for 10% of your money.
2.) God only requires you to worship him one day a week.
3.) God's plan to save us is written down so we can go read it.
1.) God only asks for 10% of your money.
2.) God only requires you to worship him one day a week.
3.) God's plan to save us is written down so we can go read it.
06-11-2009, 04:38 AM
lawrencefan Wrote:What do God and Obama have in common? Neither have a birth certificate!Stupid and incorrect. Heard that one on Rush didn't ya?
06-11-2009, 04:39 AM
Whats the difference between a good joke and a bad one?
Bad one:
Good one:
Bad one:
jetpilot Wrote:What's the difference between God and Obama?
1.) God only asks for 10% of your money.
2.) God only requires you to worship him one day a week.
3.) God's plan to save us is written down so we can go read it.
Good one:
BelfryPride Wrote:
- You might be a Republican if...
You've ever complained about liberal bias in the obituaries section.
- You might be a Republican if...
Your electric chair has a kite with a key on it.
- You might be a Republican if...
You'll spend $20 billion guarding a bridge against the possibility of a terrorist attack, but won't spend 20 cents to keep it from falling down on its own.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think a Lynch film is a documentary on race relations.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think spooning is something you do at Dairy Queen.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think smeared bagels are victims of the New York Times.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think the right to free assembly is talking about construction companies.
- You might be a Republican if...
You have to number the entries of "Hate Week" on your calendar.
- You might be a Republican if...
Your desk has a drawer for holding computer punchcards.
- You might be a Republican if...
You classify an elegant dinner as one that needs holes punched in the plastic.Non-Originals: (from Ted Panitz's site)
- You might be a Republican if...
You've named your kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
- You might be a Republican if...
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
- You might be a Republican if...
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
- You might be a Republican if...
You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
- You might be a Republican if...
You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
- You might be a Republican if...
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
- You might be a Republican if...
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
- You might be a Republican if...
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
- You might be a Republican if...
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
- You might be a Republican if...
You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.
- You might be a Republican if...
You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.
- You might be a Republican if...
You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.
- You might be a Republican if...
You've ever called education a luxury.
- You might be a Republican if...
You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
- You might be a Republican if...
You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
- You might be a Republican if...
When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."
06-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Somebody is still on tilt!:thatsfunn
06-11-2009, 12:40 PM
In DW's honor, I will post at least one a day...
I never use the words Democrats and Republicans. It's Liberals and Americans.
-James Watt
Liberals are generous with other people's money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.
-Martin Higgins
The Democratic Party is like a horse driving backward in a railroad car-it never sees anything until it has gone past it.
-Thomas Reed
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing on other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
-William F. Buckley, Jr.
I never use the words Democrats and Republicans. It's Liberals and Americans.
-James Watt
Liberals are generous with other people's money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.
-Martin Higgins
The Democratic Party is like a horse driving backward in a railroad car-it never sees anything until it has gone past it.
-Thomas Reed
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing on other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
-William F. Buckley, Jr.
06-11-2009, 03:13 PM
DevilsWin Wrote:Stupid and incorrect. Heard that one on Rush didn't ya?
SURE DID!
06-11-2009, 04:11 PM
lawrencefan Wrote:SURE DID!
Heres one
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06-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Kentucky_Liberal Wrote:Heres one
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
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