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03-23-2005, 10:24 AM
Major Payne to the deaf cadet:
MP: Boy, if you don't answer me when I speak to you I'm gonna stick my foot up your @ss, do you understand me deafy?
DC: Der, yet, der!
Major Payne to the fat cadet:
Badeedbadeedbadeed (like Porky Pig) What are you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in yo' pocket? -Makes him do sit-ups and counts them off like- One tubby tubby, two tubby tubby....
I love the quote the Denzel Washington says in Remember the Titans to "Petey" I don't know the exact words but it is when they are on the field and he says something to the effect of "You miss a pass you run a mile, you miss a block you run a mile, you fumble my football I will break my foot off in your john brown hindparts and THEN you will run a mile." Sorry I do not know the exact words because I have not watched it in years but I LOVE the quote.
MP: Boy, if you don't answer me when I speak to you I'm gonna stick my foot up your @ss, do you understand me deafy?
DC: Der, yet, der!
Major Payne to the fat cadet:
Badeedbadeedbadeed (like Porky Pig) What are you laughing at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in yo' pocket? -Makes him do sit-ups and counts them off like- One tubby tubby, two tubby tubby....
I love the quote the Denzel Washington says in Remember the Titans to "Petey" I don't know the exact words but it is when they are on the field and he says something to the effect of "You miss a pass you run a mile, you miss a block you run a mile, you fumble my football I will break my foot off in your john brown hindparts and THEN you will run a mile." Sorry I do not know the exact words because I have not watched it in years but I LOVE the quote.
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03-23-2005, 10:45 PM
The Price is Wrong Bi*ch - Adam Sandler to Bob Barker on "Happy Gilmore"
03-23-2005, 11:05 PM
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.
these are from mean girls lol..
Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.
these are from mean girls lol..
03-23-2005, 11:21 PM
JULES WINNFIELD: (from Pulp Fiction, my all-time favorite movie)
There's a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his
brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you
will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you." I been
sayin' that [s-word] for years. And if
you ever heard it, it meant your
ass. I never really questioned
what it meant. I thought it was
just a cold-blooded thing to say to
a [m'fer] 'fore you popped a
cap in his ass. But I saw some
[s-word] this mornin' made me think
twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could
mean you're the evil man. And I'm
the righteous man. And Mr. .45
here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous ass in the valley of
darkness. Or is could by you're
the righteous man and I'm the
shepherd and it's the world that's
evil and selfish. I'd like that.
But that [s-word] ain't the truth. The
truth is you're the weak. And I'm
the tyranny of evil men. But I'm
tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be
a shepherd.
There's a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of
charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his
brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you
will know I am the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon you." I been
sayin' that [s-word] for years. And if
you ever heard it, it meant your
ass. I never really questioned
what it meant. I thought it was
just a cold-blooded thing to say to
a [m'fer] 'fore you popped a
cap in his ass. But I saw some
[s-word] this mornin' made me think
twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could
mean you're the evil man. And I'm
the righteous man. And Mr. .45
here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous ass in the valley of
darkness. Or is could by you're
the righteous man and I'm the
shepherd and it's the world that's
evil and selfish. I'd like that.
But that [s-word] ain't the truth. The
truth is you're the weak. And I'm
the tyranny of evil men. But I'm
tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be
a shepherd.
03-23-2005, 11:34 PM
lol i almost posted that same quote. jay
03-24-2005, 02:37 AM
Spike Lee
"this is a story about the father, the son, and the holy game"
-He Got Game
"this is a story about the father, the son, and the holy game"
-He Got Game
03-24-2005, 10:57 PM
"Gary Johnston: A flying limo? Now I've seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So you HAVEN'T seen everything."
Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in their with a goddamn hand cannon?
Gary Johnston: But, I thought you weren't gay?
Spottswoode: This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So you HAVEN'T seen everything."
Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in their with a goddamn hand cannon?
Gary Johnston: But, I thought you weren't gay?
Spottswoode: This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
03-25-2005, 04:24 PM
"Silence of hte Lambs"
Hannibal:A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Buffalo Bill:It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
Buffalo Bill:YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
Buffalo Bill(in mirror): Would you F**K Me? Id F**K Me.
Hannibal:A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Buffalo Bill:It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
Buffalo Bill:YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
Buffalo Bill(in mirror): Would you F**K Me? Id F**K Me.
03-25-2005, 09:44 PM
Pulp Fiction has to be the greatest movie of all time.
03-28-2005, 02:48 AM
"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$, and Im all out of bubble gum"
the classic "cut me, mick" --Rocky.
OldSchool- "Your My boy Blue!!!" after he gets finished singing dust in the wind.
"You climb obstacles like old people f___, you know that Pile?" FULL METAL JACKET
the classic "cut me, mick" --Rocky.
OldSchool- "Your My boy Blue!!!" after he gets finished singing dust in the wind.
"You climb obstacles like old people f___, you know that Pile?" FULL METAL JACKET
04-18-2005, 01:22 PM
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
Full Metal Jacket
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