What is your favorite movie quote?

Doc Holliday · 03-17-2005, 03:53 AM

I have several.
i feel this could be a great thread with quite a few funny things being siad in it.

**BGRBABE** · 03-17-2005, 03:53 AM

Cool. I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. ".

theswag · 03-18-2005, 11:41 PM

i have a favorit quote, but not from a movie. From an episode of south park....
Stan: Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!
Cartman: Intelligent an friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise.

dirty30 · 03-19-2005, 12:19 AM

"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

youknowwhoibe · 03-19-2005, 12:30 AM

"Dead meat."

Mr. T Rocky III. Very funny.

Doc Holliday · 03-19-2005, 03:37 AM

nice one swag

imported_imported_torQQue · 03-19-2005, 03:41 AM

"She showed me her boobies and liked them too" adam sandler, The Waterboy

Doc Holliday · 03-19-2005, 04:07 AM

Memorable Quotes from
"Family Guy" (1999)
Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

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Stewie Griffin: Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb.

Doc Holliday · 03-19-2005, 04:12 AM

And I must include this last one from the family guy's Quagmire

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

I know it awful but its so funny!!!!!

hippo's hope · 03-19-2005, 10:14 AM

F**K Em if they can't take a joke----Cecil "Stud" Cantrell (LONG GONE)

Doc Holliday · 03-19-2005, 12:27 PM

They all do!!!! Stud Long gone

**ComfortEagle** · 03-20-2005, 03:07 AM

"Stop looking at me swan!"

-Billy Madison

theswag · 03-20-2005, 03:23 AM

dirty30 Wrote:"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

i LOVED the book, and the movie was equally as good. i hated the way it ended though.... Johnny Cake dies, then Dally goes and robs that store, then gets gunned down in the street.....

**Amun-Ra** · 03-21-2005, 02:59 AM

every uote i have wante to put on here are too dirty to post...lol

just check out Full Metal Jacket

**Beef** · 03-21-2005, 05:54 PM

VV....

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun"

:lol:

**crazytaxidriver** · 03-21-2005, 11:09 PM

from Family guy

this has to do with a social worker and Glen Quagmire upon waking up together the next morning

Social Worker: Glen honey I have a question for you, what is it exactly that you do?
Quagmire: Huh uh. I have a question for you.... Why are you still here?

lol.. so funny when you watch it

dirty30 · 03-21-2005, 11:21 PM

theswag Wrote:
dirty30 Wrote:"Do it for Johnny!"
THe Outsiders, quote brought to you by Dallas Winston, "Dally"
lol

i LOVED the book, and the movie was equally as good. i hated the way it ended though.... Johnny Cake dies, then Dally goes and robs that store, then gets gunned down in the street.....

I just read the book and watched the movie recently and I agree they are both great...the book was written by S. E. Hinton at the age of 16 so thats relaly impressive, but i do agree with you in that the ending stinks...they did leave out some important parts from the book in the movie, however.

youknowwhoibe · 03-22-2005, 12:58 AM

Another Rocky III quote compliments of Mr. T

Press: Whats your prediction for tonight's fight?
Mr. T: Whats my prediction for tonight's fight?.....PAIN

***BlueGrassGirl*** · 03-22-2005, 01:27 AM

Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!

football05 · 03-22-2005, 01:31 AM

This is the most powerful hand gun in the world, it will blow your head clean off....Do you want to make my day punk, WELL do ya
-Clint Eastwood-
I think thats how he says it...But you all know what im taking about neways...Its been forever since i watched it.....

**Amun-Ra** · 03-22-2005, 01:56 AM

Beef Wrote:VV....

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun"

:lol:

classic scene....
i love that movie. R Lee Ermy (sp) is great as the drill sgt.

Punisher · 03-22-2005, 02:14 AM

Shawshank Redemption:

"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Morgan Freeman (Red)

Doc Holliday · 03-22-2005, 02:21 AM

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

Jesus Shuttlesworth · 03-22-2005, 04:33 AM

The Simpsons
Homer-Rich big shots, they have all the money in the world. But...there's one thing that they can't buy..
Marge-Oh really whats that homie? heheh
Homer-........a dinosaur.

**BCF4L** · 03-22-2005, 02:00 PM

"You can do it, cut his fricking head off" - Waterboy (Edited version)

Harry- " I breed K-9's......DOGS to the late person"
Mary- "Any unusual breeding?"
Harry- "No, mostly just doggystyle"
Harry- " One time we successfully breeded a bulldog with a Shitzu"
Mary- " Hmm well that's odd"
Harry- "Yeah they called it a bullshit"
-- Dumb and Dumber

bevinsville_bomber · 03-23-2005, 12:54 AM

"Say hello to my 'lil friend." - Tony Montana (Scarface)

"Can you dig it?" - Cyrus (The Warriors)

dirty30 · 03-23-2005, 01:14 AM

"Only steers and queers come from Texas"

4leaf · 03-23-2005, 02:05 AM

"Is that you John Wayne? Is that me?"

Jesus Shuttlesworth · 03-23-2005, 06:08 AM

haha 4leaf you master that quote.

"warriors...come out to play-e-yay"

4leaf · 03-23-2005, 06:27 AM

"Screw you replacement friends!!"