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Gun Owners...
#1
Fellas, eat your heart out...   Y'all are making HUGE sacrifices by clinging to those guns.   


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#2
Dang that's heartbreaking!

If I wasn't married to Miss Kong, I'd seriously consider giving up my guns for a shot to be with that!

Believe it'd be totally worth it!

Smile Tongue
#3
(06-04-2025, 01:55 AM)King Kong Wrote: Dang that's heartbreaking!

If I wasn't married to Miss Kong, I'd seriously consider giving up my guns for a shot to be with that!

Believe it'd be totally worth it!

Smile 


I can definitely see Kong and that Queen bee playing a game of "Mr Wobbly hides the helmet. " Kong, does she make you want commit assault with a FRIENDLY weapon?
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#4
Guess my guns are protecting me in ways I never imagined.
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#5
(06-04-2025, 02:50 AM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-04-2025, 01:55 AM)King Kong Wrote: Dang that's heartbreaking!

If I wasn't married to Miss Kong, I'd seriously consider giving up my guns for a shot to be with that!

Believe it'd be totally worth it!

Smile 


I can definitely see Kong and that Queen bee playing a game of "Mr Wobbly hides the helmet. "  Kong, does she make you want commit assault with a FRIENDLY weapon?
Guess I know what's worth making a sacrifice for when I see it  Wink Smile
#6
"I have more guns than I need, but not as many as I want" - Sen Phil Gramm
#7
BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?
#8
(06-04-2025, 12:21 PM)jetpilot Wrote: BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?

No,  the sweet lady in the picture is Denise Walker. She's from Paducah. I'm thinking about calling her for a dinner date. She's about 15 years younger than me but I'm fine with that. She sounds like a smart lady. 



Denise, on refusing to date any man that owns a firearm:  

“I’m not anti-gun, I’m just pro-not-having-one-under-the-pillow,” Denise explained. “If I wanted to sleep next to something cold and emotionally unavailable, I’d date my ex again!”

Denise says her dating filter now includes “no weapons, no lifted trucks, and no profile pictures taken in a deer stand.”  (Sorry, Kong, she doesn't want your ass)


Despite some criticism, Denise remains firm. “If your idea of a good time involves ammo and camo, then wipe left because I'm not interested!”
#9
If Denise is not your cup of tea, or if I make Denise mine, then you're still not out of luck if you'll stop clinging to your guns.  There is at least one more sweetie pie like Denise. Don't soil your trousers, gentlemen.  Looks like a cheerful gal.


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#10
I don't mean to be rude but I wonder if these sweet ladies really needed the last two words on their sign. 
#11
(06-04-2025, 05:56 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-04-2025, 12:21 PM)jetpilot Wrote: BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?

No,  the sweet lady in the picture is Denise Walker. She's from Paducah. I'm thinking about calling her for a dinner date. She's about 15 years younger than me but I'm fine with that. She sounds like a smart lady. 



Denise, on refusing to date any man that owns a firearm:  

“I’m not anti-gun, I’m just pro-not-having-one-under-the-pillow,” Denise explained. “If I wanted to sleep next to something cold and emotionally unavailable, I’d date my ex again!”

Denise says her dating filter now includes “no weapons, no lifted trucks, and no profile pictures taken in a deer stand.”  (Sorry, Kong, she doesn't want your ass)


Despite some criticism, Denise remains firm. “If your idea of a good time involves ammo and camo, then wipe left because I'm not interested!”
Well dang it!! Smile

I'm not giving up deer hunting, guess I'll just hold onto my guns, cut my losses and graciously bow out and accept defeat!

OSH if you call her, I hope it works out, I wish you two the best  Wink

If those two ladies don't like guns  or hunting then so be it.  I still wish the absolute best for them. 

Now fishing on the other hand.  I'd advise everyone to give it a try.  It can be so peaceful and relaxing.  Get to witness a lot of the beauty nature has to offer.  Great way to relax.
#12
(06-04-2025, 12:21 PM)jetpilot Wrote: BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?


No, it's Stacy's mom. And she's got it going on ...
#13
(06-04-2025, 05:56 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-04-2025, 12:21 PM)jetpilot Wrote: BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?

No,  the sweet lady in the picture is Denise Walker. She's from Paducah. I'm thinking about calling her for a dinner date. She's about 15 years younger than me but I'm fine with that. She sounds like a smart lady. 



Denise, on refusing to date any man that owns a firearm:  

“I’m not anti-gun, I’m just pro-not-having-one-under-the-pillow,” Denise explained. “If I wanted to sleep next to something cold and emotionally unavailable, I’d date my ex again!”

Denise says her dating filter now includes “no weapons, no lifted trucks, and no profile pictures taken in a deer stand.”  (Sorry, Kong, she doesn't want your ass)


Despite some criticism, Denise remains firm. “If your idea of a good time involves ammo and camo, then wipe left because I'm not interested!”
I'm not anti bon-bons, I'm just pro-not-having-a-couple-dozen-under-the-pillow. If I wanted to sleep next to something 400 lbs, I'd date the Dahm triplets.
My dating filter now includes no pronouns, no TDS and no profile pictures taken in a buffet.
#14
(06-04-2025, 06:45 PM)King Kong Wrote:
(06-04-2025, 05:56 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-04-2025, 12:21 PM)jetpilot Wrote: BTW is that "Supermodel" Stacey Abrams?

No,  the sweet lady in the picture is Denise Walker. She's from Paducah. I'm thinking about calling her for a dinner date. She's about 15 years younger than me but I'm fine with that. She sounds like a smart lady. 



Denise, on refusing to date any man that owns a firearm:  

“I’m not anti-gun, I’m just pro-not-having-one-under-the-pillow,” Denise explained. “If I wanted to sleep next to something cold and emotionally unavailable, I’d date my ex again!”

Denise says her dating filter now includes “no weapons, no lifted trucks, and no profile pictures taken in a deer stand.”  (Sorry, Kong, she doesn't want your ass)


Despite some criticism, Denise remains firm. “If your idea of a good time involves ammo and camo, then wipe left because I'm not interested!”
Well dang it!! Smile

I'm not giving up deer hunting, guess I'll just hold onto my guns, cut my losses and graciously bow out and accept defeat!

OSH if you call her, I hope it works out, I wish you two the best  Wink

If those two ladies don't like guns  or hunting then so be it.  I still wish the absolute best for them. 

Now fishing on the other hand.  I'd advise everyone to give it a try.  It can be so peaceful and relaxing.  Get to witness a lot of the beauty nature has to offer.  Great way to relax.



^^^


Kong, that sums you up in a nutshell. You're just too gd nice.  At least, Jet and I can be assh***s , at times.
#15
I have nothing but respect for these ladies feelings. I am big fan. I really am. But if you removed the five letters immediately after the word "I" on their signs, it would be even funnier... and still terribly appropriate.
#16
I will say I would love to have that head full of dimes.
#17
Old School is an equal opportunity satirist:










   

I DON'T DATE HARVARD GUYS
#18
Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!! They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes. Jet, you have anything to say to them? In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?
#19
(06-08-2025, 08:48 PM)Old School Hound Wrote: Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!!  They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes.  Jet, you have anything to say to them?  In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?

Libs love abortion up to and including birth. Paid by taxpayers even.
They love boys and men playing girls' and women's sports.
They are against deporting all illegal aliens, especially gang bangers. They love to give them all the free stuff plus allow them to vote (Democrat) in elections.
They riot, burn, loot and get violent when they don't get their way.
They love to butcher young kids without their parents' knowledge to groom them as trannies.
And on and on and on.
But if you point out a 400+ person might be a tad hefty they go all to hell.

Liberals in general are unhappy people who are always victims with an axe to grind.

OSH, tell that board no disrespect intended, you've always been a huge (no pun intended) fan of the more cushion the less pushin'.
#20
(06-09-2025, 04:52 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-08-2025, 08:48 PM)Old School Hound Wrote: Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!!  They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes.  Jet, you have anything to say to them?  In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?

Libs love abortion up to and including birth. Paid by taxpayers even.
They love boys and men playing girls' and women's sports.
They are against deporting all illegal aliens, especially gang bangers. They love to give them all the free stuff plus allow them to vote (Democrat) in elections.
They riot, burn, loot and get violent when they don't get their way.
They love to butcher young kids without their parents' knowledge to groom them as trannies.
And on and on and on.
But if you point out a 400+ person might be a tad hefty they go all to hell.

Liberals in general are unhappy people who are always victims with an axe to grind.

OSH, tell that board no disrespect intended, you've always been a huge (no pun intended) fan of the more cushion the less pushin'.



Thanks, I'll relay the message exactly as you wrote it. They seriously melted down over a stupid effin AI picture of a large woman.  You know what I told them? I told them that apparently they want to keep losing elections for the forseeable future.  They are not happy with me.  Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable and hits too close to home for some folks.
#21
(06-09-2025, 07:54 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 04:52 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-08-2025, 08:48 PM)Old School Hound Wrote: Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!!  They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes.  Jet, you have anything to say to them?  In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?

Libs love abortion up to and including birth. Paid by taxpayers even.
They love boys and men playing girls' and women's sports.
They are against deporting all illegal aliens, especially gang bangers. They love to give them all the free stuff plus allow them to vote (Democrat) in elections.
They riot, burn, loot and get violent when they don't get their way.
They love to butcher young kids without their parents' knowledge to groom them as trannies.
And on and on and on.
But if you point out a 400+ person might be a tad hefty they go all to hell.

Liberals in general are unhappy people who are always victims with an axe to grind.

OSH, tell that board no disrespect intended, you've always been a huge (no pun intended) fan of the more cushion the less pushin'.



Thanks, I'll relay the message exactly as you wrote it.  They seriously melted down over a stupid effin AI picture of a large woman.  You know what I told them? I told them that apparently they want to keep losing elections for the forseeable future.  They are not happy with me.  Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable and hits too close to home for some folks.

I'm glad you feel that way. Dem party has been taken over by far left loons and Republicans in DC aren't much better. You are my buddy no matter how far off the rails our parties go.
#22
(06-09-2025, 08:17 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 07:54 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 04:52 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-08-2025, 08:48 PM)Old School Hound Wrote: Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!!  They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes.  Jet, you have anything to say to them?  In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?

Libs love abortion up to and including birth. Paid by taxpayers even.
They love boys and men playing girls' and women's sports.
They are against deporting all illegal aliens, especially gang bangers. They love to give them all the free stuff plus allow them to vote (Democrat) in elections.
They riot, burn, loot and get violent when they don't get their way.
They love to butcher young kids without their parents' knowledge to groom them as trannies.
And on and on and on.
But if you point out a 400+ person might be a tad hefty they go all to hell.

Liberals in general are unhappy people who are always victims with an axe to grind.

OSH, tell that board no disrespect intended, you've always been a huge (no pun intended) fan of the more cushion the less pushin'.



Thanks, I'll relay the message exactly as you wrote it.  They seriously melted down over a stupid effin AI picture of a large woman.  You know what I told them? I told them that apparently they want to keep losing elections for the forseeable future.  They are not happy with me.  Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable and hits too close to home for some folks.

I'm glad you feel that way. Dem party has been taken over by far left loons and Republicans in DC aren't much better. You are my buddy no matter how far off the rails our parties go.

I'm in complete agreement.  I told them that Democrats have become pathetic losers . It's the way I feel. Kamala Harris was a horrible candidate.  I think the choices that American voters have had for the last eight years have been horrendous The Dems screwed over Bernie Sanders in 2016. He should have been the nominee but they weren't about to let him win it . No chance. 

I think you know me well enough to know that I love to laugh an make other people laugh. That's really what I'm here for--- give people a few laughs.  Too many people on the both party extremes have forgotten how to take life less serious. Life is hard, man. I struggle with depression and mental clarity every damn day, especially since my mother died unexpectedly.  If I didn't laugh I'd probably blow my brains out. I don't understand getting one's panties in a wad over a picture of a large woman. I LOVE large women. I have dated women on the bigger side all my life.  I'm a big fan of big, beautiful women.  Like I said, if they keep worrying and fretting over picture of big women holding signs, they better get accustomed to losing elections. Just my two cents. That ,and a quarter, will get you a squirt of that cheap cologne in the bathroom vending machine at Pilot.
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#23
I'm still getting lambasted on the liberal board for posting a stupid ass fake pic of a large woman. Maybe I shouldn't have posted it and maybe it was in poor taste but I'm just not one to get offended by very much. If there is anyone here that think it was an effed up attempt at getting a laugh, please let me know. I am open to the possibility that I was wrong in posting it. Are the liberals right about this one?


Btw, Jet, I have one very conservative friend on that board(he's one of the very, very few conservatives there. The libs there make it a pretty hostile place for conservatives). When I posted what you wanted me to say, he wrote this:

"No disrespect intended towards you, because I know how you lean politically, but your friend brings up some interesting points."

He is a really nice guy, and just as conservative, if not more, than you, and they have all but crucified him on that board for saying many of the same things that you posted. He reminds me a lot of you, in a number of ways. I like you both a lot. It's quite something that two of my very best friends are hard core conservatives. lol I hate when people allow politics to get in the way of friendship and camaraderie.
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#24
I don't like your thread. I wouldn't have even read it if I wasn't obligated to review all new posts.
I don't like when people are body shamed, whether it be from a liberal or conservative.
I used to hang out with four remarkable women; now there are only three of us left. One is ultra liberal, one is ultra conservative and I consider myself a moderate leaning toward conservative. We discuss politics sparingly. We ALL believe that what you see and read isn't necessarily the facts. As different as our political views are, I couldn't respect these women more than I do now.
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#25
(06-12-2025, 07:31 AM)Granny Bear Wrote: I don't like your thread.  I wouldn't have even read it if I wasn't obligated to review all new posts.
I don't like when people are body shamed, whether it be from a liberal or conservative.
I used to hang out with four remarkable women; now there are only three of us left.  One is ultra liberal, one is ultra conservative and I consider myself a moderate leaning toward conservative.  We discuss politics sparingly.  We ALL believe that what you see and read isn't necessarily the facts.  As different as our political views are, I couldn't respect these women more than I do now.


I appreciate your thoughts. I can see where some women would be offended. That wasn't my intent. I just saw the silly pic and thought the guys on here go would go along with the gag and just enjoy a laugh , which they did. Maybe those uptight libs are right after all. I was actually fooled by the picture. I thought it was real.  When I first read the quotes of the lady supposedly doubling down in refusal to date gun owners, I thought, "You go girl!" She sounded like a smart,strong woman. Turns out it was just a parody. I've dated big women all my life. Some of the best years of my life have been my time spent with big, beautiful women. It wasn't my intent to offend anyone. I guess I should apologize to those woke, butt hurt libs, too. Jet's right, liberals need to loosen up and laugh more(like Old School).

You all have read me for five years now. You know that I have an appreciation for irreverent humor. Many of the great comedians made their living with irreveent humor---Carlin, Pryor, Dice Clay. Murphy, Dangerfield. Can you imagine the number of times in his career Dangerfield joked about a fat or ugly girl?  Archie Bunker was pretty politically incorrect back in the days. Are we overly sensitive in the 2020's. I know when I read a lot of the comments on You Tube videos of old shows like All in the Family or The Jeffersons, the comment section is filled with people saying those were the days when you could make politically incorrect jokes without people getting their feelings hurt. I wonder how much of the melting down that we see nowadays is more fake outrage than anything. Is playing the victim a winning strategy in politics, and in life??? It certainly isn't working for Democrats.

Jet, should I apologize to those butt hurt progressives for my failed attempt at humor? I think they are ready to excommunicate my ass from the liberal brotherhood. lol
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#26
There is zero chance this could air on TV nowadays. ZERO!!!  We laughed our asses off at this scene back then.  We meltdown today.


#27
^I think that's hysterical! Short legs and fat butts....Smile
#28
(06-12-2025, 12:33 PM)Granny Bear Wrote: ^I think that's hysterical!  Short legs and fat butts....Smile

It really is a very funny scene. I know of a few of my liberal friends that wouldn't be laughing, though.   Smile
#29
To me anyway, this isn't body shaming. It may be politically incorrect but it's showing obvious ignorance in a funny way.

You want political incorrectness??? Watch Blazing Saddles!!!
#30
(06-09-2025, 08:52 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 08:17 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 07:54 PM)Old School Hound Wrote:
(06-09-2025, 04:52 PM)jetpilot Wrote:
(06-08-2025, 08:48 PM)Old School Hound Wrote: Btw, I posted the original picture of the black lady holding the sign on another sports message board that's about 95% liberal. Man, did I catch hell!!!  They are all up in arms about it. Melting like snowflakes.  Jet, you have anything to say to them?  In all seriousness, do you think liberals are sometimes their own worst enemy by overreacting and getting their feelings hurt by things that many Americans don't give a damn about. They are all over my case for making fun of large women. What do I tell my fellow libs?

Libs love abortion up to and including birth. Paid by taxpayers even.
They love boys and men playing girls' and women's sports.
They are against deporting all illegal aliens, especially gang bangers. They love to give them all the free stuff plus allow them to vote (Democrat) in elections.
They riot, burn, loot and get violent when they don't get their way.
They love to butcher young kids without their parents' knowledge to groom them as trannies.
And on and on and on.
But if you point out a 400+ person might be a tad hefty they go all to hell.

Liberals in general are unhappy people who are always victims with an axe to grind.

OSH, tell that board no disrespect intended, you've always been a huge (no pun intended) fan of the more cushion the less pushin'.



Thanks, I'll relay the message exactly as you wrote it.  They seriously melted down over a stupid effin AI picture of a large woman.  You know what I told them? I told them that apparently they want to keep losing elections for the forseeable future.  They are not happy with me.  Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable and hits too close to home for some folks.

I'm glad you feel that way. Dem party has been taken over by far left loons and Republicans in DC aren't much better. You are my buddy no matter how far off the rails our parties go.

I'm in complete agreement.  I told them that Democrats have become pathetic losers . It's the way I feel. Kamala Harris was a horrible candidate.  I think the choices that American voters have had for the last eight years have been horrendous The Dems screwed over Bernie Sanders in 2016. He should have been the nominee but they weren't about to let him win it . No chance. 

I think you know me well enough to know that I love to laugh an make other people laugh. That's really what I'm here for--- give people a few laughs.  Too many people on the both party extremes have forgotten how to take life less serious. Life is hard, man. I struggle with depression and mental clarity every damn day, especially since my mother died unexpectedly.  If I didn't laugh I'd probably blow my brains out. I don't understand getting one's panties in a wad over a picture of a large woman. I LOVE large women. I have dated women on the bigger side all my life.  I'm a big fan of big, beautiful women.  Like I said, if they keep worrying and fretting over picture of big women holding signs, they better get accustomed to losing elections. Just my two cents. That ,and a quarter, will get you a squirt of that cheap cologne in the bathroom vending machine at Pilot.

The Dems are out of touch with the average American and the Maga party is out of touch with reality.  I'm with Musk on the need for a third Party that represents the middle.

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