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Raceland vs Paintsville 11/12 (1A Round 2)
#91
Raceland fan worked all day piling rocks up behind the Ram, then the Ram just walked away.
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#92
When asked for directions to Paintsville, a man was told to drive South on 23 until he felt like sleeping with his sister.

****you can interchange sister with mom, grandma or first cousin but I didn't want to offend anyone from Pikeville.
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#93
People from Paintsville attach their online dating profile when they send out their family reunion invitations.
#94
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in Paintsville?

A: With a crowbar
#95
All jokes aside, Raceland is far and away the best 1A program






















To never win a title.
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#96
Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.
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#97
(11-09-2021, 11:46 PM)pjdoug Wrote: Raceland fan worked all day piling rocks up behind the Ram, then the Ram just walked away.

Big Grin I spit my coffee out. You are a nut!!!!
#98

(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland

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(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
(11-09-2021, 11:19 PM)Redneck Wrote: Y’all are getting to serious. Let’s get back to the trash talking…

Ya know yer a Raceland when ya hear the cowbells at the game, but get a hard on thinking there’s a new heard of goats coming to town.

I thought you were getting back to trash talking Redneck? Now Your just speaking common knowledge. Everyone on this page knows the history with Raceland fans and goats.

(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
Orange Blaze was a rocket and my favorite Ram fan besides olfootballnut! Where’s Nut been by the way Blaze?
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
There was another one who won the 300 hurdle from your team that year as well as well I believe
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 06:58 PM)BBN2021 Wrote: Q: What do you call someone from Raceland with a state championship ring?

A: A thief.

Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
Orange Blaze was a rocket and my favorite Ram fan besides olfootballnut! By the way Blaze where’s Nut been?
(11-10-2021, 08:11 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
There was another one who won the 300 hurdle from your team that year as well as well I believe
Yeah you’re talking about Josh Adkins.  He also won pole vault that year.  I also ran against (and beat) Pikeville’s Coach Sullivan that year.

(11-10-2021, 08:13 PM)Blue_Bird96 Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
Not a football ring (2003 track state champions) but I had to provide proof that a State Championship does indeed exist in Ramland
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
Orange Blaze was a rocket and my favorite Ram fan besides olfootballnut! By the way Blaze where’s Nut been?
Nut has been MIA since his kids graduated lol
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(11-10-2021, 07:48 PM)Bull got out! Wrote:
(11-09-2021, 11:46 PM)pjdoug Wrote: Raceland fan worked all day piling rocks up behind the Ram, then the Ram just walked away.

Big Grin I spit my coffee out. You are a nut!!!!

LOL!
What do you call a Raceland fan with no titles?
A Raceland fan.
(11-10-2021, 08:15 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:11 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
There was another one who won the 300 hurdle from your team that year as well as well I believe
Yeah you’re talking about Josh Adkins.  He also won pole vault that year.  I also ran against (and beat) Pikeville’s Coach Sullivan that year.

(11-10-2021, 08:13 PM)Blue_Bird96 Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:05 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 08:03 PM)Gold River Wrote:
(11-10-2021, 07:57 PM)Orange Blaze Wrote:
What’s that for 400 meter dash or 300 meter hurdle  Smile
I won the 100, 200, and 400 and was on a state runner up 4x400 team
Orange Blaze was a rocket and my favorite Ram fan besides olfootballnut! By the way Blaze where’s Nut been?
Nut has been MIA since his kids graduated lol

The goats were really nervous when you were near them? lol
These threads just ain’t the same without Floppy Melons on here commenting.... 

Good luck to both teams for an injury free game.
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(11-11-2021, 08:42 AM)PHSFOREVER1 Wrote: These threads just ain’t the same without Floppy Melons on here commenting.... 

Good luck to both teams for an injury free game.
I’ll forward that along, maybe he’ll come out of retirement lol
One more day ya buncha goat molesters
OK its a official..... Raceland/Paintsville week is the funnest week on BGR. 4 pages of comments and most are hilarious.
I ran into the first family of Paintsville the other day. If they were any more inbred, they'd be a sandwhich...
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If a couple in Paintsville gets a divorce, do they remain brother and sister?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
(11-11-2021, 07:29 PM)Jarons Wrote: If a couple in Paintsville gets a divorce, do they remain brother and sister?

Woah Big Grin OMG....
Heard Subway was putting in a sandwich making school in Raceland. Works out perfect, cause they’re all inbred.
(11-11-2021, 07:29 PM)Jarons Wrote: If a couple in Paintsville gets a divorce, do they remain brother and sister?
If you was expecting a comeback you’d have to scrape it off your old lady’s tonsils first….but traditionally yes they do and anyhow divorce rates aren’t as high here we try to work it out for the kids you know how that goes.
I’m jealous of every single person that has never heard of Raceland.
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(11-11-2021, 10:10 PM)2000PHS Wrote: I’m jealous of every single person that has never heard of Raceland.
Raceland fans are so dumb, they don’t even know what you’re trying to say. I don’t have the time or the crayons to write it out and explain it to them so that they understand.
(11-11-2021, 10:10 PM)2000PHS Wrote: I’m jealous of every single person that has never heard of Raceland.
I hadn’t till here lately I usually only keep up with teams that frequently play after thanksgiving
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Raceland women tried to enter the ugly contest at the fair but the judges said "Sorry, no professionals."
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