[jetpilot]

Somebody told me Belfry fans liked to eat sh!t sandwiches. But I took up for them. I said they didn't like bread.

[skully03]

GEEZ. Someone is sensitive. Lol.

[IronMan86]

For real. I mean...shit sandwiches? C'mon man that's just nasty. Bologna will suffice.

[EKUAlum05]

How many Panthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

7, one to actually change the bulb...the other 6 to sit around a debate how much better bulbs were when Hilliard Howard was around

[jetpilot]

All in good fun guys!

[jetpilot]

How many Panthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

7, one to actually change the bulb...the other 6 to sit around a debate how much better bulbs were when Hilliard Howard was around

How many Belfry fans does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?


:biggrin:

[EKUAlum05]

Apparently, a Pikeville fan, a Pike Central fan, and a Mingo Central fan all died and went to heaven. But, they were each told that due to certain things they had done, they had to receive a little punishment. Their punishment would be determined by which of three doors they chose.

The Mingo Central fan chose door #1 and walked into a room with an angry bear. He heard a voice overhead, "Miner Mike, you have sinned. You will spend the rest of eternity being mauled by this bear. "

Then the PC fan chose door #3 and walked into a room with lots of poisonous snakes. He heard a voice overhead, "Henry Hawk, you have sinned. You will spend the rest of eternity being bit by these poisonous snakes."

So the Pikeville fan took the only door left, #2. He walked in to find a huge, king sized bed with silk sheets and feather pillows. The room was the most exquisite he had ever seen. He turned and saw none other than Kate Upton. He was just about to get excited when he heard a voice overhead," Kate, you have sinned . . ."

[jetpilot]

A Belfry fan's mom is so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[Westside]

I guess the gloves have come off in this thread.

[EKUAlum05]

Q: What do you call a smiling, humble, and courteous person at a Pikeville Class Reunion?
A: The caterer.

[Pirate1991#8]

I sure hope Pikevilles Offensive Coordinator knows our defense better than the person who wrote the Preview in the ANE....He said That Dakota Stanley and Cole Bentley are the best Linebacker Duo around..lol

[jetpilot]

What do you call a pretty woman in Belfry?
Lost.

[EKUAlum05]

Why don't Pikeville fans like going to the beach?
They are afraid cats will try to bury them

[jetpilot]

Q: What do you call a smiling, humble, and courteous person at a Pikeville Class Reunion?
A: The caterer.

What do you call a person who can read at a Belfry Class Reunion?
The emcee.

[Belfry0304]

Hillard Howard eventually passes and goes to heaven, upon arriving St Peter meets him at the gates and takes him to a small town house, complete with a beautiful garden and freshly mowed lawn and covered in Panther maroon. He looks around in awe, but spots a massive mansion on the hill decked in red and white, Pirate flags hanging. Howard is furious "Peter, why do I get this little town house and you have a red and white mansion ready for Haywood?!"

St Peter responds "Hillard, that's God's house"

[EKUAlum05]

For both sides of the fence:

What do you get when you drive through Belfry's campus?
A High School Diploma


What do you get when you drive through Pikeville's?
Representation for your SSI Claim you didn't even know you had

[Belfry0304]

There's a huge traffic jam coming out of PHS after the game, and all the Belfry fans are stopped so they call the cops... the cops come to the window and inform them "Chris McNamee is depressed, he's upset because he can't beat Belfry, he said he's gonna cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire unless they can give him some money to go get some kids from Logan and Texas like Hillard Howard got. We're taking up a collection for him.."

The Belfry fan asks "how much we got so far?"

The cop replies "About 75 gallons but a lot of folks are still siphoning"

[Belfry0304]

^ Lol just a joke, I like Coach Mac.

[EKUAlum05]

What's the definition of a "shame"?
Having a charter plane full of Pikeville alumni disappear in the Bermuda Triangle as they are on their way to a Law Convention.

What's the definition of a "Crying shame"?
Finding out there were two open seats.

[jetpilot]

A Belfry fan's mom is so fat she stepped on that scale that tells your fortune and when the card came out it said "One at a time please."

[Belfry0304]

Just saw on the news there's Panthers loose all throughout Pike and Floyd counties... they say the safest way to get away is to get on route 80 towards Bowling Green, Panthers can't make it past Hazard.

[RAM-A-DEVIL]

Both places go to family reunions to meet women.
If you're mowing grass in Belfry or Pikeville and you find a car you might be from both places.

[RAM-A-DEVIL]

I almost forgot.....Birds fly upside down in both places because there ain't nothin worth sh!tt!in on.

[Belfry0304]

Real tragedy as PHS, fire broke out and burned about 30 playbooks completely up. Players are real upset that they didn't get to finish coloring them yet.

[jetpilot]

Both places go to family reunions to meet women.
If you're mowing grass in Belfry or Pikeville and you find a car you might be from both places.

If anyone in Raceland could afford a car, they would buy one and leave. And your mom hopped a train and came to my family reunion.

[RAM-A-DEVIL]

If anyone in Raceland could afford a car, they would buy one and leave.

Theres no need to get Nasty now.

[RAM-A-DEVIL]

Whats the difference between Belfry, Pikeville, and a bucket of Sh!t?...The bucket. :biglmao:

[EKUAlum05]

Who let the Raceland fan in here?

There are more trophies on display at Pikeville pawn shops than the Rams have in their whole school.

[jetpilot]

Whats the difference between Belfry, Pikeville, and a bucket of Sh!t?...The bucket. :biglmao:

Copycat!

[RAM-A-DEVIL]

Who let the Raceland fan in here?

There are more trophies on display at Pikeville pawn shops than the Rams have in their whole school.

By-god!! it ain't funny!