[Squid]

However, I must draw the line when you refer to me as your friend. I find that to be completely without a scintilla of truth.

My apologies, Truth.

I should have realized that you were incapable of understanding the use of an honorific. Please continue to be insulted as you see fit.

[Truth]

My apologies, Truth.

I should have realized that you were incapable of understanding the use of an honorific. Please continue to be insulted as you see fit.

Darn. I guess this means that I won't be invited to your bar mitzvah.

[Ashland Diomedes]

Bob Woodward did a great job reporting for the Independent on this investigation.

[Squid]

Darn. I guess this means that I won't be invited to your bar mitzvah.

Nonsense. We'd love to have you, and I insist on moving you to the top of the list of invitees.

[Squid]

Bob Woodward did a great job reporting for the Independent on this investigation.

Bob does good work. Investigative journalism is alive and well.