[TidesHoss32]

Dear Florida "Gator Nation", or whatever your calling yourselves nowadays,
On behalf of the Alabama Crimson Tide football team, I want to apologize for absolutely wrecking your team and tearing it apart from the inside out. We want to apologize for beating you all so bad, that we made your Tim Tebow cry like a school girl on the sidelines, and putting Urban Meyer in the hospital. We apologize for giving you the worst beating youve had since 2005, when again, WE beat you by 28 points. I know you go to bed hating Alabama, and I know right now, you are finding it hard to love us, and thats understandable. Please dont hate us. I mean, after all, we suffered, along with everybody else in America, from 4 years of Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer, hand in hand, on every show, at every hour on television. Please dont hate us when you are 7-5 next season, and your new coach might seem a bit clueless. I mean really, did you HONESTLY think that Urban Meyer would stick around AFTER Tebow left? Do you HONESTLY think he really left to "get healthy"?? Have you seen Charlie Weis? Charlie Weis coached Notre Dame for five seasons and he looks like he ATE Tebow and Meyer, and he STILL wanted to coach there. C'mon, dont buy into it. We're sorry to bring all of this to the forefront, and we're sorry for ruining your Christmas season after beating you all silly, we're sorry for ruining your post Christmas season for sending your coach into retirement. And we're sorry that you wont be able to hold that big BCS trophy up high during New Years. Yes, we've wrecked your whole holiday season, and for that we apologize. It could be worse, you could be a fan of Tennessee. Or Auburn. Anyways, best regards in the upcoming seasons, and please dont let it bother you too bad that you are, and always will be, second fiddle to Alabama. But it IS the SEC, so its always a good fight for second place. Happy New Years to all. Oh yeah, in case you wanted to catch our game, the national championship game is a few days after yours. Darn title games.
Sincerely,
TidesHoss32