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Dear Lord, please enough. We know you think the "Bleacher Creatures" are God's gift to humanity. Must you keep pointing that out?

Why don't we just go ahead and say they have the best name, are the best, are the most creative, are the most intimidating, look the best, smell the best, get to the games at the perfect time, don't leave until it's 20 minutes after the horn, are always prepared, have the best numbers, make the media recognize them as "beastly",

they can cheer in their sleep, when they aren't cheering- they really are- it's just to make us think "hey they aren't cheering" thusly getting inside our heads and thoughts even more efficiently without the effort,

they have been recruited to go to numerous colleges to yell at games by the likes of Duke, Arizona, Michigan State, and Texas Tech- but they often decline so they can spend time explaining why they are all of the things listed above plus MANY MANY MANY more.



Is that about right? :igiveup::mad::kneel: I expect some reputation points for this post from all those who were thinking the same thing!

GREAT POST............. I got chuckled with that one!