[TidesHoss32]

Oh here we go. Bringing up my past and trying desperately to distort my record. Great voters of BGR Nation, please disregard whatever slander you may hear from my competitors, Playboy and Batpuff. As if it matters, I will spill the truth to why I was impeached as president of 8th grade. A series of coincidences took place while I was making serious progress as the class leader. When the voting date for class song was announced, it was "alledged" that I sent some "mob thugs" (which was false, they were members of my committee to re-elect the president) to "sway" the voting for class song. Which was entirely false. It just so happened that I picked our class song, Ironman by Black Sabbath, and by a 48-1 vote, just about everybody else did too. With the exception of one student. And it was merely coincidence that he was beaten within an inch of his life by 6 masked thugs and transferred to another school, never to step foot back into our school. It was "alledged" that I oversaw and planned the attack, which was also false. I "alledgedly" planned an assault on the academic team members trying to stand in the way of our 7th period's "athletic excellence" time. They wanted to play meaningless garbage like kick ball and bad mitton or however the **** you spell it, holding up the progress for our real athletes. After several academic team members went to the principal, "alledging" I "strong armed" other students to support reserving 7th period for our athletes, the principal placed an investigation on my administration. After those academic team members didnt show for their kangaroo court case against me, the investigation was dropped. They were soon found bound and tied in the back of a black Dodge van two days later, but thankfully, they were alive. When a member of my administration demanded a student give him his rolls for lunch, I backed him up, because that student was a basketball player, and I felt that fattening rolls would halt his progress on the court. The basketball player obliged. Our class was shaping up to be the best 8th grade class ever, when we were challenged by a nearby school for "Class Excellency". Never to back down from a challenge, I gathered up trusting members of my administration, to see what exactly what was up. I found out that they were going to hold games, contests, and everything was supposed to be kept silent for "both" schools until the day of the games. Unbelievably, and completely against what I stood for, those six members of my administration broke into the school, and some snitch called the police, and my committee was arrested for burglary and breaking an entering. Incredibly, to keep from going to juvenile, they entered a plea agreement stating that I INSTRUCTED THEM TO BREAK INTO THE SCHOOL! They even signed it! And the so-called competition was cancelled. Well, I had to face the Cavalier Congress, and was harrassed repeatedly, being called a "thug", and "criminal", and "Nazi Dictator" by those very students I tried to help by going out of my way to give to. I gave them rights they didnt know they had. A better way of life. Some just didnt appreciate it. So Ill end this post simply stating the following: "The great people of BGR Nation have a right to know whether their mod-elect is a crook. Well, I am not a crook". Vote the Hoss in '08.:Thumbs:

Just returned home from a baseball game..sorry for my delay, but I believe in the American Values of doing what you gotta do. I have my teams on here as my favorite teams. Those are lies about my favorite team being the teams you mentioned and there are plenty of people on here who can back that. No reason to throw shots that aren't true. And I will tell everyone why he has a Nixon Avatar..BECAUSE HE GOT IMPEACHED WHILE BEING CLASS PREZ in 8th grade..Go ahead TH32..Spill it@! THE TRUTH FOR ONCE! A voting system would be a GREAT addition to the BGR site IMO. If an opening comes availabe, take 2-4 of the top candidates and let members vote for who they think should be the right person for the spot advertised.