[Redneck]

If that's the case here is a little advice ol' Redneck's dad told us. When you have to go and can't get to a rest area fast enough, "Pinch, Pinch, Pinch, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle"

HECK YEAH, and it works too... Ole D.J. been on the roads since he was 20 years old, gotta figure out somethin to do when it's 20 degrees outside (any male will agree they don't stand outside to drain the lizard when it's that cold) and not a gas station or anywhere else to stop.