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the Lexington Enquirer and the Lexington Star reported David slayed Valley 42-40..Jimmy Chitwood, the only hispanic/gay/muslim player on Davids team (according to Ned), fighting taunts and death threats throughout the game (according to Ned), dribbling through rapid belt fed machine gunfire (according to Ned), the explosive arrows shot at him (according to Ned), and the C4 explosives that detinated around him hidden in the floor (according to Ned) will score all 42 of his teams points in the 4th quarter (using a special small only-for-David School carnival rim....according to Ned) and came from 40 down to beat 400-0 Shelby Valley 42-40...........
The Lexington Herald reported;
Shelby Valley 160 David 8...and Pillersdorf still sucks.

All of that was hilarious, but I to love the end!