[Moose]

a guy was at this bar and he saw this pirate with a pegleg eyepatch and a hook for a hand. he asked him how he got his pegleg and he said, arrgh i got it shot off in spain. he asked about the hook and he said, got it bitten off by sharks in the bahamas, well what about ur eyepatch, arrgh 1 of me crew mutinied and i made him walk the plank, he spit in me eye. huh, he spit in ur eye and you need an eyepatch? it was the day after i got me hook