[Johnnycash2013]

I find it intriguing that Ashland players have Pop-Tarts for breakfast before games. It seems like a unique tradition. Additionally, I am curious as to why some parents might be reluctant to send their children to Ashland. The school consistently wins regional championships, competes in an impressive schedule, and conducts practices that are more rigorous than most regional games. Furthermore, the players are coached by coaches rather than parents, ensuring a high level of training and fairness.

Is the reluctance due to a dislike for Ashland, or is it perhaps a matter of envy towards their success?

Ah, of course! Clearly, you must be one of those rare, elevated individuals who truly understands that Ashland is the epitome of educational and athletic excellence. I mean, why else would they be so sure that anyone reluctant to send their child to Ashland is simply jealous? After all, who wouldn’t want their kid to be part of a school that wins regional championships with such consistency, practices so grueling they could make grown adults cry, and has coaches who are obviously above the level of those mere “parent-coaches” at other schools? It’s not like there could be other legitimate reasons for hesitation (morals/ethics)—no, no, it’s definitely just envy. The idea that someone might not want their kid to be shaped by the almost god-like regime of Ashland’s athletic program? Preposterous. You clearly know better than anyone else what's best for every child—because when you’re in the Ashland club, everything else just pales in comparison, right? ???? Dude, you are a joke.