[Old School Hound]

Heard from one of dougies many cousins that just happened to migrate to the metropolis Danville area that the word on the streets down that way is that people from Corbin can’t count to 50 and while quite a few live within a stones throw of the stadium believe it or not there’s a large majority that lives in these things called hollers and in these hollers they have chickens on cords that they fight for entertainment. Also heard there will probably be a pep rally in the title towns gymnasium discussing it Thursday afternoon.

My great grandfather was at the nervous hospital in Danville long ago....I remember when I was a kid that kids would insult each other by saying I'm gonna send you to Danville because you're crazy.... Did any of you do that? lol

My grandparents used that all the time when we were kids.  I was convinced that Danville was the place where all the crazy people were sent.