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I tell you one thing, there were two things that took a fierce beatin last night. First were my Lady Pats and second was the hospitality room. Those Bearz came in and provided a whippin like we haven't seen. Hightide told the girls in the locker room they are getting a whippin like his granpappy use to give, wowza! At halftime I looked across the gym and saw granny bear torturing a voodoo doll. I knew we were in trouble. No SOS or Mayday was going to help Honeycutta last night. All we can do is regroup and figure out how to get the concrete out of our shoes and put some metmucil in our game. I was so depressed that I freakin wore out the hospitality room. Somebody told me Floyd and Clay won. I guess they are correct cause this fatman didn't come out of the boars nest the rest of the night.

#chasedalosswithaheartburn More mash taters please!!!