[Pulp Fiction]

http://kentuckysportsradio.com/football-...t-own-map/

The text below is from Kentucky Sports Radio on this topic.

Adam Lane, MVP of last year’s Birmingham Bowl, was granted his release from the University of Florida to move closer to home. Lane is from Winter Haven, Florida — a two-hour drive south of Gainesville. Today, news broke that Lane will transfer to Eastern Kentucky — a 12-hour drive north of Winter Haven, Florida. So, either the “closer to home” excuse is B.S. or Lane needs to enroll in Intro To U.S. Geography next semester in Richmond. On a side note: if Lane’s name sounds familiar, you may remember when he shit his pants during that MVP bowl performance last season. He’s in for a rude awakening when he takes a glance at that atlas on his way to his new school.



The bolded section is comical. WHY WOULD SOMEBODY LEAVE (to be closer to home) THEN TRANSFER TO EKU OVER 12 HOURS AWAY???????