[Ballers]

Pat Riley gives Wade and Bosh the night off, to spend time with there families. He knows Lebron is going to give a present to us all and play the greatest game by a basketball player ever.
First play of the game he dunks over the entire Lakers organization, including Phil Jackson, Jerry Buss, Jerry West and Kobe gets the worst of it by getting tee bagged after the play. Frightened, Kobe admits that he did in fact rape that girl and points to every female he has in the crowd, not to mention the entire Lakers cheer leading squad-rant! Kobe runs out of the Stables Center, like Forrest Gump ran after he scored a touchdown for the Crimson Tide.
LeBron continues he dominance after that first place, dunking over people on every single play, while injuring and getting other Lakers to confess there sins in the process as well. THE King tailed 150 points after the first quarter. The Lakers organization decides it's best to go ahead and forfeit the game and the rest of the season.
Whoever got to witness THE Kings greatness that night, who was a Lakers fan, now only refer to him as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Nobody is good enough to speak..He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named name...

lol.. you put some thought into that..