FIVE WORD: Story Game

TOMCAT06 · 03-29-2007, 04:06 PM

one what?

**FOX SPORTS** · 03-29-2007, 04:23 PM

TOMCAT06 Wrote:one what?

that is up to you

**FOX SPORTS** · 03-29-2007, 04:23 PM

FOX SPORTS Wrote:that is up to you

i only get five words

**DevilsWin** · 03-29-2007, 05:54 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink

bizmark · 03-29-2007, 07:13 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back

**DevilsWin** · 03-29-2007, 10:58 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said,

bizmark · 03-29-2007, 11:11 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

**DevilsWin** · 03-30-2007, 12:00 AM

bizmark Wrote:Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

:Clap:

**DevilsWin** · 03-30-2007, 12:02 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......

TOMCAT06 · 03-30-2007, 01:22 AM

FOX SPORTS Wrote:i only get five words

I'm sure you can say what u need to in five words

**FOX SPORTS** · 03-30-2007, 07:15 AM

TOMCAT06 Wrote:I'm sure you can say what u need to in five words

but that defeats the thread.
(notice five words per post)

**Batpuff** · 03-30-2007, 09:18 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to

**15thRegionCrazy** · 03-31-2007, 12:22 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I

**DevilsWin** · (This post was last modified: 04-01-2007, 10:36 AM by Batpuff.)

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I

**Batpuff** · 04-01-2007, 10:38 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool

**15thRegionCrazy** · 04-01-2007, 11:26 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around

**Batpuff** · 04-01-2007, 11:40 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy

**15thRegionCrazy** · 04-01-2007, 11:48 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top

Pink Flamingo · 04-01-2007, 01:18 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he

Advance Eagles · 04-01-2007, 01:30 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he got at the dog pound.

bizmark · 04-01-2007, 02:13 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he got at the dog pound. That mutt looks like a

TOMCAT06 · 04-01-2007, 02:38 PM

FOX SPORTS Wrote:but that defeats the thread.
(notice five words per post)

oh well aren't you funny

**DevilsWin** · 04-02-2007, 01:37 AM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he got at the dog pound. That mutt looks like a guy named Bizmark I know.

bizmark · 04-02-2007, 01:53 AM

DevilsWin Wrote:Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he got at the dog pound. That mutt looks like a guy named Bizmark I know.

hahaha. so ya got me DevilsWin.

**OffTheHook** · 04-05-2007, 01:33 PM

Today I bought new tires for my bicycle. Shew they went flat. Now what? I just paid $999.99 for one lousy can of fix-a-flat. Boy scouts are nicer smelling than your old stinky grandpa. That old geezer never washes his feet or his underwear. They make me want to eat chicken noodle soup and pass gas thru a funnel. Well, next thing you know I was sleeping outside the Salvation Army office in Ashland. When I was awoke by the sound of a car speeding toward me. I jumped up and ran straight for the plasma center. When I got there they gave me a pack of ever lasting gob stoppers and three cans of Coca Cola. I was so mad that I ran out the door. Staring danger in the face, I ran for the border. Crossing into Ohio with only my underwear and shoes on. I looked down to see it had to be cold b/c there was snow on the ground! I qucikly grabbed an ugly picture of George W Bush. I then took that picture and lit it on fire, along with a DevilsWin photo. Then Bizmark, in his pink Caddilac with the top back drove right up and said, "finish washin that window DevilsWin!"

Meanwhile, back at the Salvation Army......The entire crew started to sing and dance so I jumped up on the stool and began to spin around, I got so dang dizzy that I fell on top of DevilsWin's dog that he got at the dog pound. That mutt looks like a guy named Bizmark I know. His mouth was foaming profusely