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03-25-2006, 01:45 AM
Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:
"No, not to Stevie Wonder."
"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
"Does this tie make me look stupid?"
"No hablo ingles."
"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."
"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."
"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
"Whoa! A talking couch!!"
"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
"No, not to Stevie Wonder."
"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
"Does this tie make me look stupid?"
"No hablo ingles."
"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."
"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."
"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
"Whoa! A talking couch!!"
"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"
03-25-2006, 03:39 AM
haha good ones!
03-25-2006, 10:21 AM
03-25-2006, 01:01 PM
lol good ones
03-25-2006, 01:51 PM
LOL that was ok.
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03-25-2006, 06:47 PM
:Thumbs: This is the kind of question that makes a grown man shake at the knees.
03-25-2006, 06:49 PM
Haha Those were great
03-25-2006, 06:59 PM
Soooo guys, do I look fat?
03-25-2006, 07:55 PM
no u just look dead. lol
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03-25-2006, 09:28 PM
thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?
Is the Pope Catholic??....:thumpsup:
03-25-2006, 09:50 PM
those were funny!
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03-25-2006, 11:26 PM
not from the air!!!!!!!!!!hh: hh:
03-26-2006, 12:13 AM
thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?
Tribe.....I bet your keyboard looks like this....
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03-26-2006, 02:36 PM
thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?
Tribe, from looking at your avatar, you look a little stiff to me:cop:
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