Bluegrassrivals

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:

"No, not to Stevie Wonder."

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

"No hablo ingles."

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"

haha good ones!

lol good ones

LOL that was ok.

:Thumbs: This is the kind of question that makes a grown man shake at the knees.

Haha Those were great

Soooo guys, do I look fat?

no u just look dead. lol

thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?

Is the Pope Catholic??....:thumpsup:

those were funny!

Yellow Snow Wrote:Is the Pope Catholic??....:thumpsup:

:redboxer:

not from the air!!!!!!!!!!hh: hh:

HEY NOW! I was joking, don't take this too far. I am 5'6'' and 119 pounds!

thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?

Tribe.....I bet your keyboard looks like this....

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Haha, I wish that it did.

thetribe Wrote:Soooo guys, do I look fat?

Tribe, from looking at your avatar, you look a little stiff to me:cop:

I try.