Hilarious What If..

K_Mac · 08-27-2010, 11:39 AM

Alright some of the guys on this website are some truly sarcastic, very funny people. The other night me and my friends were talking about movies and we wanted to know what if Forrest Gump met the Water Boy how would their conversation go?

Deathstar 80 · 08-27-2010, 11:47 AM

They'd probably team up and win championships in high school football and numerous ping-pong tournaments. Smile

K_Mac · 08-27-2010, 03:19 PM

Come on guys, someone has to have something more creative then them winning football/pingpong championships??

**LWC** · 08-27-2010, 03:49 PM

K_Mac Wrote:Come on guys, someone has to have something more creative then them winning football/pingpong championships??

I am guessing that is a "no offense" statement to Deathstar, right :lmao:

Deathstar 80 · 08-27-2010, 06:27 PM

K_Mac Wrote:Come on guys, someone has to have something more creative then them winning football/pingpong championships??

...This is the most creative I can get. Sad

bigjim4packers · 08-27-2010, 10:27 PM

gump would be back in leg braces half way through the movie.
they,d sell cajun shrimp only.
waterboy would follow gump on his lawnmower when he goes on that long run.
waterboy and gump go 1st and 102nd respectively in the NFL draft.

K_Mac · 08-28-2010, 12:31 AM

bigjim4packers Wrote:gump would be back in leg braces half way through the movie.
they,d sell cajun shrimp only.
waterboy would follow gump on his lawnmower when he goes on that long run.
waterboy and gump go 1st and 102nd respectively in the NFL draft.

lol this one made me laugh. and yes no offense to deathstar, i just didnt find the football/pingpong comment funny, my bad lol.

**crazytaxidriver** · 08-28-2010, 07:36 AM

Since I can't type the accent use your imagination

It will start with Bobby Boucher running over Forrest with his lawnmower. Bobby gets off to check on him. Forrest is out cold until Bobby gives him some of his special h2o. After 23 seconds Forrest jumps up

Forrest: that's some real good water. It would go good with some of mommas chocolates.

Bobby: that is some high quality h2o. My momma says chocolate is the devil.

I'll do more later. Consider that the trailer

Beetle01 · 08-28-2010, 01:00 PM

Just listen to a couple Louisville fans discuss UL sports, thats about as close as you are going to get to listening to a couple "slow" people have a conversation.

***Spud6*** · 08-28-2010, 01:15 PM

^haha, that's hilarious

K_Mac · 08-28-2010, 03:02 PM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:Since I can't type the accent use your imagination

It will start with Bobby Boucher running over Forrest with his lawnmower. Bobby gets off to check on him. Forrest is out cold until Bobby gives him some of his special h2o. After 23 seconds Forrest jumps up

Forrest: that's some real good water. It would go good with some of mommas chocolates.

Bobby: that is some high quality h2o. My momma says chocolate is the devil.

I'll do more later. Consider that the trailer

We can follow this up with their introductions.

Forrest: Hello Whats your name?
Water Boy: "My names B-B-Bobby B-Boucher, you can call me the W-Water Boy"

Forrest: "My names Forrest Gump, You can call me Forrest Gump"

**crazytaxidriver** · 08-28-2010, 06:08 PM

K_Mac Wrote:We can follow this up with their introductions.

Forrest: Hello Whats your name?
Water Boy: "My names B-B-Bobby B-Boucher, you can call me the W-Water Boy"

Forrest: "My names Forrest Gump, You can call me Forrest Gump"

Forrest: Ive got to go pee.
Bobby: Vikki showed me her b-b-boobies one time.
Forrest: Jenny had me a baby
Bobby: Babies are the debil..
Forrest: That's what leutinent dan says too. But he's a little crazy, ya know.. not all there in the head.
Bobby: That's cause his medula oblongota makes him ornery.

(Lt. dan shows up)
Lt: what is this? a retard convention
Forrest: That's not real nice....

(bobby then tackles Dan)

K_Mac · 08-29-2010, 12:20 AM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:Forrest: Ive got to go pee.
Bobby: Vikki showed me her b-b-boobies one time.
Forrest: Jenny had me a baby
Bobby: Babies are the debil..
Forrest: That's what leutinent dan says too. But he's a little crazy, ya know.. not all there in the head.
Bobby: That's cause his medula oblongota makes him ornery.

(Lt. dan shows up)
Lt: what is this? a retard convention
Forrest: That's not real nice....

(bobby then tackles Dan)

lol :Thumbs: This thread really does entertain me.

**Aslan** · 08-29-2010, 02:09 PM

Waterboy on defense/Gump running the ball. Tough combination.

**LWC** · 08-30-2010, 08:00 PM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:Forrest: Ive got to go pee.
Bobby: Vikki showed me her b-b-boobies one time.
Forrest: Jenny had me a baby
Bobby: Babies are the debil..
Forrest: That's what leutinent dan says too. But he's a little crazy, ya know.. not all there in the head.
Bobby: That's cause his medula oblongota makes him ornery.

(Lt. dan shows up)
Lt: what is this? a retard convention
Forrest: That's not real nice....

(bobby then tackles Dan)

funny!