[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

You might be a redneck if you mow the lawn and find your car.

[imported_torQQue]

If your computer monitor is up on blocks.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

If your school paper is on lay-away.

[Batpuff]

QQ dont talk about my Comp. like that. lol

[thetribe]

If your dog and wallet are on the same chain.

[The Cheem]

if your porch collapes and kill 19 blood hounds...

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

if you go to your family reunioin looking for a date.

[theswag]

If youve ever used christmas lights as an extension cord...

[ElastiGirl]

if someone yells ho down and your girlfriend hits the floor

[Eagle Football]

your dog ****s and you claim it!

[justinitra]

if a beaver has ever bitten off your nipple u might be a redneck