Alcohol Consumption

**Beef** · 11-29-2005, 07:19 PM

DUE TO INCREASING PRODUCT LIABILITY LITIGATIONS, THE
AMERICAN LIQUOR MANUFACTURERS HAVE ACCEPTED THE FDA'S SUGGESTION THAT THE
FOLLOWING WARNING LABELS IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED ON ALL VARIETIES OF
ALCOHOL.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than
most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing"WITH"you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

WARNING:The crumsumten of alkahall may Mack yu tink
you kan tipe reel good.

**alfus21** · 11-29-2005, 07:22 PM

True...all too true

**Tomcat68** · 11-29-2005, 07:22 PM

Sounds like college all over

**BCF4L** · 11-29-2005, 08:11 PM

Hmmmmm. Explains everything that I recall.

**Batpuff** · 11-30-2005, 12:15 AM

College who ever went to class.

**15thRegionCrazy** · 11-30-2005, 12:18 AM

haha... reminds me of some parties I went to ... and the typing thing is so true

football05 · 11-30-2005, 12:41 AM

haha hell everything is so true

**CatDawg** · 11-30-2005, 01:36 AM

Does it also have a picture of Beef?

Stoney · 12-02-2005, 12:28 PM

lol....definetly all true brings back some old memories

**Beef** · 12-02-2005, 12:55 PM

Trust me....I have done the last one MANY times on here Confused

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**thetribe** · 12-02-2005, 03:44 PM

So very true.
I remember going to a party with a few people on here and that night I got on MSN and tried to type to Reizvoll and welllllll let's just say that it did NOT work out very well.

12-02-2005, 06:52 PM

I always fall down and try to call people. When theres a pool around I have a tendency to want to go swimming, you guys remember that don't you....lol....Hey Cali lets go swimming in our sports bras *takes clothes off and jumps in the pool*...LMAO

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-02-2005, 07:45 PM

lol. now here's the big ?? How many on here are old enough to actually buy their own alcohol lol

**Tomcat68** · 12-02-2005, 07:55 PM

359 days for me

**thetribe** · 12-02-2005, 08:11 PM

I will be old enough to buy alcohol in 3 years and 3 months! duh! lol

Stoney · 12-03-2005, 07:18 PM

I will b in 4 years years lol

**Midee1** · 12-05-2005, 03:22 PM

Geez you guys and gals sure know how to make a person feel old. I've been old enough to buy for ~15 years now.:Sad04:

**Amun-Ra** · 12-05-2005, 06:38 PM

very true. and yet i can not say no to it...

**thetribe** · 12-05-2005, 07:29 PM

You are never too old to party.