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10-25-2005, 08:37 PM
I love my CATS...but this was good.
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A man walked into a bar with his dog. The man was dressed totally in
blue and white, from head to toe. Blue hat, sweater, pants, shoes, even
his socks were blue. The dog was also dressed in blue and white.
Collar, jacket, hat and he had pom-poms.
The man said to the bartender, "My TV went out and it's time for the
UK football game. I've never missed a Wildcat football game. Would you
let me and my dog watch the game here?"
The bartender said, "You're welcome to stay and watch the game,
mister, but your dog can't stay. It's against the health regulations."
"Oh, please. My dog loves the Wildcats, too. I promise he'll
behave."
"OK," the bartender said. "But the first time that dog acts up,
you're both gone."
"Thank you! Thank you!" the man said and he and the dog took their
seats to watch the kickoff.
In a few minutes, UK made a first down. The dog went wild. He shook
the pom-poms like crazy. He jumped up and down, then leaped up on the
bar. He skipped down the bar, howling, "Bloooooo! Blooooo!" He danced
back down the bar and skidded to a stop at his seat.
The bartender said, "Man, I'm amazed! That dog got so excited over a
first down. What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
The man said, "I don't know. I've only had him 4 years."
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A man walked into a bar with his dog. The man was dressed totally in
blue and white, from head to toe. Blue hat, sweater, pants, shoes, even
his socks were blue. The dog was also dressed in blue and white.
Collar, jacket, hat and he had pom-poms.
The man said to the bartender, "My TV went out and it's time for the
UK football game. I've never missed a Wildcat football game. Would you
let me and my dog watch the game here?"
The bartender said, "You're welcome to stay and watch the game,
mister, but your dog can't stay. It's against the health regulations."
"Oh, please. My dog loves the Wildcats, too. I promise he'll
behave."
"OK," the bartender said. "But the first time that dog acts up,
you're both gone."
"Thank you! Thank you!" the man said and he and the dog took their
seats to watch the kickoff.
In a few minutes, UK made a first down. The dog went wild. He shook
the pom-poms like crazy. He jumped up and down, then leaped up on the
bar. He skipped down the bar, howling, "Bloooooo! Blooooo!" He danced
back down the bar and skidded to a stop at his seat.
The bartender said, "Man, I'm amazed! That dog got so excited over a
first down. What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
The man said, "I don't know. I've only had him 4 years."
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10-25-2005, 11:02 PM
that is so sad.............but so true :Sad04:
10-25-2005, 11:05 PM
haha... that was funny
10-25-2005, 11:51 PM
HAHA thats funny I wish I had a dog like that lol
10-26-2005, 12:40 AM
ha ha ha
10-26-2005, 11:49 PM
That was a good one lmao:Cheerlead
10-27-2005, 12:03 AM
good one lmao
10-27-2005, 12:41 AM
:lol: :lol:
10-27-2005, 07:44 PM
Omg I think you gotta be a UK fan to appreciate that one. Toooo funny
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