[Beef]

torQQue sent me this on IM.....

sorry was chasing a skunk
skunk on the back porch

:lmao: :lmao:

[football05]

So you really was chasing a skunk on the back porch QQ? thats hilarious.......BCF4L and I had the same experience I was at his apartment last year and we was outside talking to this girl and A **** skunk walked within 5 feet of us and we tore hell off henges trying to get back in his apartment lol.....I didnt wanna be sprayed for shore.......U remember that BCF

[imported_torQQue]

torQQue sent me this on IM.....

:lmao: :lmao:

It wasnt a joke beef.. **** skunks taking over morhead. This is a nightly thing for me.. Before I can go outside at night I have to shew the skunks off the porch. Theres one sitting in the door window starring in right now. :wtf1:

[football05]

JEBUS man take ur BB gun and shoot their eye out.......

[football05]

What do u all call a skunk when u smell it on the road?
A. Skunk
B. Pewwcat
C. Polecat
D. Stanky MOFO lol

I just call it skunk, but my gf calls it pewwwwwwcat its funny when she says it lol

[imported_torQQue]

stanky mofo

[15thRegionCrazy]

haha.. skunks on your porch.. that isnt right lol..

[MR.INCREDIBLE]

i remember when i was little we would go camping at cave run and there were skunks all over the place then...i imagine its only gotten worse now uke:

[Reizvoll]

Awww man what's that smell... Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?

[thetribe]

THAT was hilarious that day Reiz...
And in forensics the morning we discovered the body! Ewww.

[Reizvoll]

Who knew they actually donated those corpses to high schools.

Nevertheless, they smelled so awful.

[FATMAN]

What do u all call a skunk when u smell it on the road?
A. Skunk
B. Pewwcat
C. Polecat
D. Stanky MOFO lol

I just call it skunk, but my gf calls it pewwwwwwcat its funny when she says it lol

i usally call them a pole cat but ive heard some one call it a wood *****

[Amun-Ra]

LMAO i used to have a skunk at my old appartment in Richmond... almost sprayed me one nite.

[thetribe]

That is funnier than crap right there QQ. Chasing off the skunks away before doing anything, it's not even like that HERE! (DT, do you have to do that up on Mud Creek? Lol)
What else to say but best of luck with that..Crossbow maybe?

[imported_torQQue]

THey havent sprayed me yet, or Id be out there sleeping with them. Papaw once told me if I got sprayed to bath in some tomatoe juice. Dont know if it would work. But I need get me some tomatoe juice just in case. Need a **** dog down here.

[thetribe]

I've heard that too about the tomato juice.
A good guard dog would more than likely keep them away unless where they were used to being near humans, it didn't bother them, and in which case you would just have one smelly dog.

[Beef]

Just send Gage out there...he would do just as well as a dog. Tell him that it's a running back and he has to tackle him.

[thetribe]

I want a video of that!!!!!!!
Go Gage, itcha birthday, gon' party like itcha birthday...lol
I would pay to see that.

[go panthers!!!]

It wasnt a joke beef.. **** skunks taking over morhead. This is a nightly thing for me.. Before I can go outside at night I have to shew the skunks off the porch. Theres one sitting in the door window starring in right now. :wtf1:

haha thats hilarious
closest ive ever been to one is one time we went 4 wheelin and almost ran over one...then we saw it and it was almost ready to spray us so we just drove away from it really fast but it was runnin after the 4wheeler so the we just stopped and turned it off and got the headlights not shining on it anymore and sat there for like 30 minutes waitin for it to go away

[thetribe]

THAT would be bad too.
Waiting for half an hour for a skunk to go away...it smells people, it doesn't really go by the headlights lol
Funny story though.