[football05]

A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a turkey to be tattooed on her left thigh, after finishing the tattoo, she asks for Thanksgiving to be placed above the turkey. The tattooist does this and then the lady asks for a ham on her right thigh and Christmas to be tattooed above it. After finishing as the lady goes to the counter to pay for the services. The man behind the counter cannot wait any longer, he says, I have to ask why did you tattoo a Thanksgiving turkey on your left thigh and a Christmas ham on your right. She explains my husband always says there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas and I am going to show him differently. :lmao: :lmao:

[BCF4L]

:lol: :lol:

[Beef]

hh: :lol:

[15thRegionCrazy]

HAHAHA!!! Good one football!!!

[football05]

Figured you all would like this joke...

[ElastiGirl]

that was a good one