[Chuck Taylor]

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Put down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet..
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
25. Redial person on cell phone
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
27. Release Parking Brake

[RavenBoy]

I can actually see this happening

[bluegrassballa]

Lmao!! I like this!! It sounds just like something that could happen.

[Lady_Warrior]

This is SO true..lol

[More Cowbell]

I need to show this to my wife...

[-STAT-]

haha, that is great!

[BlackcatAlum]

[Amun-Ra]

I have read that before, but after having seen this in person I find new humor to it.

[15thRegionSlamaBamma]

this is my girl friend perfectly WOW that was great

[*Central_Cheer_Chick]

hahaha

[Jshort5]

:lmao: