Share some phrases with OXYMORONS!! :idea:

imported_imported_torQQue · 04-12-2005, 09:17 PM

A doctor once told me I was a "impatient patient." He said it was nothing to worry about though. He said it was "insanely normal. "

Ya, I came up with these on my on. I know I'm smart because I'm a "graduate student." I study "computer science." However, I cant give you an "exact estimate" of how smart I really am. Idea

Well, I am "almost done." I bet your "cleary confused" now. Share some of your oxymorons you "clever fool." :roll:

theswag · 04-12-2005, 09:19 PM

It's the "same difference"

**thetribe** · 04-12-2005, 09:22 PM

Once I installed "Micrsoft Works" but it was a "positively negative" impact on my computer.

**crazytaxidriver** · 04-12-2005, 10:10 PM

pretty ugly....

imported_imported_torQQue · 04-12-2005, 10:15 PM

thetribe Wrote:Once I installed "Micrsoft Works" but it was a "positively negative" impact on my computer.

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**Beef** · 04-12-2005, 10:46 PM

Smart CTD

Came up with that on my own 8)

imported_imported_torQQue · 04-12-2005, 10:48 PM

Beef Wrote:Smart CTD

Came up with that on my own 8)

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**crazytaxidriver** · 04-12-2005, 11:51 PM

Beef Wrote:Smart CTD

Came up with that on my own 8)

Cap_PDT_0: Cap_PDT_0:

**thetribe** · 04-13-2005, 09:22 AM

Once I went to have my taxes done. The man had "plastic glasses" and worked for this "government organization." We were "alone together" in his office for hours. He tried to use his "personal computer" to do my taxes and get my "tax return" until his computer let out a "silent scream" which would hurt the "living dead's" ears. So he tried to give me an "exact estimate" of how much money that I would get back. He wanted to charge me alot to do my taxes so he could get some new "alligator skin" boots, I am "almost certain." His "balding hair" was a "bright shade" of gray and he made me feel uncomfortable. I left as soon as I could and went back to East Ridge. There I was supposed to get a "good education" but all that "cafeteria food" didn't work.

theswag · 04-16-2005, 11:32 AM

that was a good one Tribe.

ZMG · 04-16-2005, 08:58 PM

These aren't oxymorons, but I'm reminded of something I saw carved in a desk one day when I was attending Morehead. (with very little variation from what I heard later on)

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot one another.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man - he saw it too.

**thetribe** · 04-17-2005, 08:01 PM

That was funny ZMG! I liked that. :lol:

**Beef** · 04-17-2005, 09:20 PM

I had to memorize that poem when I was in like 4th grade and I still know it....good one ZMG!