[Granny Bear]

'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the thread
Everyone was a twitter
Looking for hoghead

The bans had been lifted
In anticipation for a truce
But the Political Thread wouldn't allow it
OSH was being a douche

The Pick'Em Contest was over
Walt Longmire took the prize
While SUR and RAMDAD searched diligently
For some place to hide

When out on the Forum
There was a loud commotion that was heard
pjdoug yelled out
JetPilot is looking for cat turd

BullGotOut and Westside were snuggled in their beds
Dreaming about BGR being zen
When Spud screamed out
Get on the boards, they're at it again!!!!

A quick group text was made
Exchanging ideas for solutions
When STAT and Kong made posts
Attempting to begin nicer contributions

But harmony was not to last
As evil was around the corner
TDHound said to call Granny
We must try and warn her

The threads were over flowing and there was lots of chatter
You could hear Rebel55 screaming and adding to the matter
On Hoot and STAT and Belichick and OldSchool18
Where is Shadow Fox and DQ Bandit or anything serene

But peace was not to happen
As everyone posted away
Few things made any sense
Most things said were astray

When it was all over
And everything was a mess
A good evaluation was made
And added to the stress

At this time of year, patience can be a positive
So we try to exercise it and be patient
Overseeing everyone's opinion
To be fair and not be complacent

A new year is on the horizon
And I am so hopeful and optomistic
That we can all do better
And not be so egotistic


Happy New Year BGR Family
I love every single one of you guys no matter how dysfunctional you may be!!!


Disclaimer:
This post was attempting to be funny and entertaining.  No animosity toward any one was intended.

[Westside]

Awesome post, Granny Bear!!!   Merry Christmas!!!!

[Spud6]

That was awesome Granny. I couldn't write two sentences and make them make sense and you made a whole poem!

[jetpilot]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
The whole damn family was drunk as a louse
With mom in the whorehouse and dad in jail
I had just sat down for my twelfth glass of ale

When all of the sudden I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my wife to see what was the matter

......(it gets worse)

[jetpilot]

[Old School Hound]

I've never been called a Douche on Christmas Eve before. My mom would approve, though. LMAO


You just wait til I try my hand at poetry... :)