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11-30-2007, 11:21 AM
Some one sent me this on myspace and I loved it figured I'd share it..........
Your from Pike Couny when...................
-Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a coal truck on a mountain.
-You wait all year for April... because you know that means one thing: HILLBILLY DAYS.
- You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it.
- You think everyone from a bigger city has an "Northern accent."
- Friday night football games are required for conversation in Sunday school.
- Going to Wal-mart is a favorite pastime known as "goin wal-mart in" or off to "Wally World."
- A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or coke ... it's a Pop, regardless of brand or flavor.
- You "warsh" your clothes.
- Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"
- No matter how bad UK's basketball team actually is, you still believe they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4 anyway.
- In the summer you don't wear shoes
- Every time you hear Family Tradition you throw your hand in the air and give a hillbilly scream no matter when or where you're at....
- You refer to Pikeville as "P-Ville" and Prestonsburg as "P-burg".
- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
- Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
- You never use a clean word when a "cuss" word would work just as well!
- The 3rd is considered a county wide holiday
-Hurricane Creek is pronounced "hur-i-cun"
-Marrowbone is pronounced "mar-bone"
- Noone REALLY knows how to get to Allegheny
-You know who Marlow Tackett is
- You smell something that resembles a fart, a coffee, and a dead cat, and think Kenny Crutches is nearby.
- Everyone knows who Wayne T. is
- You've call Ronnie Ford a chicken
- You leave, and you miss the thousand Eric C. Conn billboards.
- You've been yelled at by the movie theatre rent-a-cop.
- You hear that they're going to put in a new business, thus getting all excited and then "aw ****, it's a Staples."
- Your ears don't have the ability to pop anymore when the elevation changes.
- A Mini Mall consists of a "poo hall" and a furniture store
- The answer to a question is a strong "no" it is instead pronounced "neeeewww."
- You know who Dave Mulligan is and enjoy his platform shoe
- You cry at night because you cant decide between dorsie's or dairy cheer
- You know that reynold's produce still sells tab cola and has the one and only pickled corn you'll eat
- You still go to great lengths to have food city birthday cake imported to your birthday parties in lexington
- Your lunchroom served cornbread and pinto beans and even sometimes sauerkraut and weiners!
- You attended your first Bluegrass concert at Deskin's Motors
- A $10,000 reward goes out for a missing attorneys manikin
- The life of Jesco White doesn't seem that far fetched
- You've noticed a black guy and his son dressed exactly the same at a Basketball game
- You find your self having to explain what a food city is when you're anywhere away from pike county.
- You know 3/4 of the people in this group, and if you don't know someone, their name sounds familiar to you.
- You get excited if you see Dr. Don... anywhere!
- You go off to college, someone asks you where you're from, and you have to spell it because they think you're saying 'pot county'.
- When your version of the American dream involves moving a double-wide in back of your mom's trailer
- Your entire family goes to Walmart for the Black Friday sale!
- When your honeymoon consists of a case of beer and a trip to Dog Fork
- Everywhere u go they make fun of how u pronounce your "I"s in The word Pike, right, night, light, or anything else that sounds like that..
- You stand beside your crotch rocket or s-10 in the movies parking lot every weekend.
- You say you're going to the mexican...and everyone knows what you're talking about
-its ok to say the "N" word as long as u do it in the jerry hall voice
- You say the name fuzzy and everyone knows who you're talking about.
- Your from pike county when you have been to the same rehab as your dad
- You don't go to school from December to March due to "inclement weather"
- Nothing is odd about a fourwheeler being driven on the main road
- You can go 2 miles in any direction and find a church.
Your from Pike Couny when...................
-Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a coal truck on a mountain.
-You wait all year for April... because you know that means one thing: HILLBILLY DAYS.
- You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it.
- You think everyone from a bigger city has an "Northern accent."
- Friday night football games are required for conversation in Sunday school.
- Going to Wal-mart is a favorite pastime known as "goin wal-mart in" or off to "Wally World."
- A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or coke ... it's a Pop, regardless of brand or flavor.
- You "warsh" your clothes.
- Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"
- No matter how bad UK's basketball team actually is, you still believe they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4 anyway.
- In the summer you don't wear shoes
- Every time you hear Family Tradition you throw your hand in the air and give a hillbilly scream no matter when or where you're at....
- You refer to Pikeville as "P-Ville" and Prestonsburg as "P-burg".
- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
- Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
- You never use a clean word when a "cuss" word would work just as well!
- The 3rd is considered a county wide holiday
-Hurricane Creek is pronounced "hur-i-cun"
-Marrowbone is pronounced "mar-bone"
- Noone REALLY knows how to get to Allegheny
-You know who Marlow Tackett is
- You smell something that resembles a fart, a coffee, and a dead cat, and think Kenny Crutches is nearby.
- Everyone knows who Wayne T. is
- You've call Ronnie Ford a chicken
- You leave, and you miss the thousand Eric C. Conn billboards.
- You've been yelled at by the movie theatre rent-a-cop.
- You hear that they're going to put in a new business, thus getting all excited and then "aw ****, it's a Staples."
- Your ears don't have the ability to pop anymore when the elevation changes.
- A Mini Mall consists of a "poo hall" and a furniture store
- The answer to a question is a strong "no" it is instead pronounced "neeeewww."
- You know who Dave Mulligan is and enjoy his platform shoe
- You cry at night because you cant decide between dorsie's or dairy cheer
- You know that reynold's produce still sells tab cola and has the one and only pickled corn you'll eat
- You still go to great lengths to have food city birthday cake imported to your birthday parties in lexington
- Your lunchroom served cornbread and pinto beans and even sometimes sauerkraut and weiners!
- You attended your first Bluegrass concert at Deskin's Motors
- A $10,000 reward goes out for a missing attorneys manikin
- The life of Jesco White doesn't seem that far fetched
- You've noticed a black guy and his son dressed exactly the same at a Basketball game
- You find your self having to explain what a food city is when you're anywhere away from pike county.
- You know 3/4 of the people in this group, and if you don't know someone, their name sounds familiar to you.
- You get excited if you see Dr. Don... anywhere!
- You go off to college, someone asks you where you're from, and you have to spell it because they think you're saying 'pot county'.
- When your version of the American dream involves moving a double-wide in back of your mom's trailer
- Your entire family goes to Walmart for the Black Friday sale!
- When your honeymoon consists of a case of beer and a trip to Dog Fork
- Everywhere u go they make fun of how u pronounce your "I"s in The word Pike, right, night, light, or anything else that sounds like that..
- You stand beside your crotch rocket or s-10 in the movies parking lot every weekend.
- You say you're going to the mexican...and everyone knows what you're talking about
-its ok to say the "N" word as long as u do it in the jerry hall voice
- You say the name fuzzy and everyone knows who you're talking about.
- Your from pike county when you have been to the same rehab as your dad
- You don't go to school from December to March due to "inclement weather"
- Nothing is odd about a fourwheeler being driven on the main road
- You can go 2 miles in any direction and find a church.
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11-30-2007, 11:23 AM
Yeah, this is actually from a Facebook group.
Some of those are pretty dead-on.
Some of those are pretty dead-on.
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11-30-2007, 12:16 PM
pillsburythrowboy Wrote:
- You know who Dave Mulligan is...
:thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn
11-30-2007, 02:05 PM
ronald_reagan Wrote::thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn
The Chess king!
11-30-2007, 02:08 PM
pillsburythrowboy Wrote:The Chess king!
He sounds like Chewbacca!
I can see him now, sitting in the cafeteria at Shelby Valley... chessboard... plaid pants... messed up hair...
11-30-2007, 02:11 PM
LOVE IT! I belong to this group. Funny cause it's all true!
11-30-2007, 03:01 PM
ronald_reagan Wrote:He sounds like Chewbacca!
I can see him now, sitting in the cafeteria at Shelby Valley... chessboard... plaid pants... messed up hair...
lol You mean the student center lol. But yeah pluss he had that little box he'd carry around hoping every would sign up for the chess team lol!
11-30-2007, 11:44 PM
Seriously those are so funny.. 90% of them are true. The Ronnie Ford and Dave Mulligan cracked me up. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.
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