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America's Weirdest Love Laws Will Totally Kill the Mood
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Since today is national "getting freaky" day, you're probably looking to do some serious boot-knocking. Luckily we've put together this handy guide to the weirdest sex laws in America so you can focus on bumping uglies without worrying about breaking the law. Happy Valentine's Day, you dirty horn dogs.

Sorry, Pennsylvania, apparently you guys got the short stick because there will be no (legal) oral sex happening in your fine state tonight, and Montana, you guys are stuck doing it in the missionary position. Hey, Arizona, do you have more than two dildos in your home? That's a paddlin' (but you're probably into that).

So, in between exchanging flowers, chocolates, and body fluids, take a peek at our map and try to keep your freakin' on the up and up, okay, America?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20...weird-news
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Thank God Gut does not live in Texas....
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I think he would prefer Texas above Pennsylvania
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Stardust Wrote:Thank God Gut does not live in Texas....

Ive already checked about moving in.
I keep it under 6. The state law doenst consider strap ons in that mix...

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