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Friends going to the Garrard-Bourbon game... must read from Zach Morris!
#1
I am serious, I won't my loves to make me a sign! Put I love Zach Morris! I love the Zach Attack! I love Zach and Kelly! Make me and the rest of Bayside proud!

WILL SOMEONE MAKE ME A SIGN?
I will come up to you and say Hi!
I promise I wont put you in a bind.
If you do it I wont be hard to find.

DO IT FOR ME MY FRIENDS FROM LANCASTER!

With Love

Zach Morris
#2
Half of Lancaster almost ran over me! I am suing! Or somebody is buying me 20 dollars worth of hot cocoa by golly!
#3
Hopkins on the second play!!!! Scores!!!! Oh my GOD!!!! They are hearing the roar in KIRKSVILLE! Holy gosh get that kid a burger at SMITHS!

Hopkins ran to his left
I swear he isn't deaf!!
#4
Hopkins just fumbled!!!!
I want to take a tumble!!!
#5
Snoop just got a pick!!!
I just spit!!!
#6
GARRARD CAN'T RUN THE BALL!
They are falling on their country butts!
I need chicken
#7
You can't put cox in the box!
He is as quick as a fox!
#8
Gotta give it to Brent Holman!
He will score just like Derrick Coleman!
#9
Wayne Cumbie!
As flexible as Gumbie!
#10
Abney! Running like Bambi!
#11
Hopkins goes 79 yards! For the Lions it's not in the cards!!!
#12
I just felt a crazy ding!
I really want to meet Strikeout King!!
#13
I'm not there. I'm getting them off twitter from a bourbon fan
#14
Snoop just went fifty nine!
It's almost dinner time!!'
#15
Strikeout King is on twitter!
I promise I am not bitter!
#16
Garrard just got a personal foul!
Now they need to buy a vowel!!
#17
Tay just went OLAY!!!
50 yard punt return
Garrard Co better be concerned!!!!
#18
Jake Fooks is no longer concussed
You better get ready for this bumrush!
#19
It's now 42-Nothing
Jaxson Hilander must know something!
#20
Holy Cow Batman!
Were turning the lions into madmen!
#21
I think the lion statue know has rabies!
The Colonels are going to make him have babies!
#22
We are going gangum style!
We are dancing in a pile!
Listeners to this game will turn the dial!
And I am not taking about SOAP!

It's HOT CHOCOLATE TIME!!!
#23
You gotta be on dope!
If you think the lions still have hope!
#24
Skyrockets in flight!
This is some kind of delight!
I can't help but be polite!
The lions are going night night!
#25
Standing in front of the Garrard county bleachers
I can't help but think they are wonderful creatures
Except when they are losing
Then the lion is seriously oozing
#26
Pope just went ape!
Turning the lions into grapes!!
#27
We now have a running clock!
Fans come from Lancaster in Flocks!
Better watch out for illegal blocks!
Not much time for hard knocks!
#28
The lady taking photos for Garrard County is hot!
Wish she was wearing polka dots
#29
I am taking Garrard Co number 78 to smiths!
He is a good guy!
Wishes the lions had a bye!
#30
Handoff to Marquaze Hill!
Bet he has plenty of dollar bills!

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