Random Funny Poem

**SE04** · 02-15-2006, 10:54 AM

There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart God Save The Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

**thetribe** · 02-15-2006, 11:15 AM

That's pretty funny.

corndog23 · 02-15-2006, 04:26 PM

SeniorEagle04 Wrote:There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart God Save The Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

Doc Holliday · 02-15-2006, 05:53 PM

In days of Old
before the commode
had been invented
you dropped your load
beside the road contented

**BC75** · 02-16-2006, 01:00 AM

there once was a oppossum (spelling?) named phil
who tried to go up a very big hill
he didn't get to far
then came a car
now hes nothing but road-kill

**thetribe** · 02-16-2006, 11:26 AM

Should we change the title of the forum to Dr. Seuss' corner?

**-STAT-** · 02-16-2006, 09:21 PM

lol....good ones

**BC75** · 02-17-2006, 01:24 AM

thetribe Wrote:Should we change the title of the forum to Dr. Seuss' corner?

ha

be*that*person · 03-15-2006, 11:31 PM

Those are all pretty funny.

**crazytaxidriver** · 03-17-2006, 07:46 PM

there once was a man from batrass
his balls were made of fine brass
in stormy weather
they clanged together
and sparks flew out his ass.

clubber_layne · 03-18-2006, 11:24 PM

ha ha ha thats ones real good

**thetribe** · 03-18-2006, 11:46 PM

CTD, that was lovely. Such angst from a young poet such as yourself. Your travesty brought tears to my eyes.

football05 · 03-19-2006, 10:18 PM

CTD what movie did that come off of? I remember watching it but forgot the name do u know?

Eagles · 03-20-2006, 05:12 PM

great poems guys/girls