[Beef]

A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1 You have to promise you are single

#2 You must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK", the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, "I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

[Hawks nest]

lmao good one beef

[thetribe]

Sweet.

[go panthers!!!]

erved: haha thats a good one beef

[DTfan]

That was a good one...I read it to my step-dad....he enjoyed it too.

[football05]

HAHA thats a good one beef

[15thRegionCrazy]

haha... that was great

[Tomcat68]

Good One Beef

[crazytaxidriver]

:Angry07: gotta pick on the cab driver don't ya lol..



but good one anyway lol