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02-17-2007, 10:22 AM
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
02-17-2007, 10:26 AM
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
American Idol must have a lot of people drinking alcohol!
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American Idol must have a lot of people drinking alcohol!
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02-17-2007, 02:40 PM
BelfryJustice Wrote:5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
American Idol must have a lot of people drinking alcohol!
:Guitar01:
lmao! that was a good one there!
02-17-2007, 02:55 PM
That is just too damn funny.
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02-17-2007, 09:21 PM
thetribe Wrote:that so funy mide now whre did my bra go?!?!
I took it. I have a fetish.....hh:
02-17-2007, 09:39 PM
If you only knew the half of it........
02-18-2007, 02:46 AM
Midee1 Wrote:I took it. I have a fetish.....hh:
LOL
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