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01-30-2007, 09:04 AM
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money and it comes to fifty-thousand dollars!
"We've got to give it back," says the husband.
"Finders keepers," she says, and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money. They show up at the home of the childhood sweethearts. One knocks on the door and the couple open it, he says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says: "No."
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
"Don't believe him, he's getting senile," she says.
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. "Tell us the story from the beginning," says one of the agents.
"Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner and says:,"We're outta here ..."
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money and it comes to fifty-thousand dollars!
"We've got to give it back," says the husband.
"Finders keepers," she says, and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money. They show up at the home of the childhood sweethearts. One knocks on the door and the couple open it, he says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says: "No."
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
"Don't believe him, he's getting senile," she says.
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. "Tell us the story from the beginning," says one of the agents.
"Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner and says:,"We're outta here ..."
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01-30-2007, 02:09 PM
lmao, great one.
01-30-2007, 05:28 PM
Funny!
01-31-2007, 06:54 PM
nice one
02-01-2007, 12:14 AM
Good one.
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