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10-12-2006, 05:46 PM
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. Completely unaware of who the golf pro is, the attendant greets him in typical Irish fashion with a hearty
"Top o' the mornin' to ya!!"
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So, what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be using them for?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!", exclaims the Irishman, "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!!"
"Top o' the mornin' to ya!!"
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So, what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be using them for?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!", exclaims the Irishman, "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!!"
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