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04-03-2006, 07:05 PM
[b] Will I Live to See 80 Years of Age?[/b]
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"
04-03-2006, 07:22 PM
hahahah good point lol
04-03-2006, 07:58 PM
The way I see it, I don't have that long of a life span, so I'm going to live it up while I can!!
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04-03-2006, 11:22 PM
good one:lmao:
04-04-2006, 01:16 AM
thats pretty good
04-04-2006, 01:21 AM
what kind of dude are you?
04-04-2006, 11:25 AM
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04-04-2006, 02:54 PM
lol That was a good one.
04-04-2006, 08:36 PM
Words to live by...
04-04-2006, 11:04 PM
nice!!!
04-04-2006, 11:20 PM
Thats a good one
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