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Will I Live to See 80 Years of Age?
#1
[b] Will I Live to See 80 Years of Age?[/b]



I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"



I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"



"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"
#2
hahahah good point lol
#3
The way I see it, I don't have that long of a life span, so I'm going to live it up while I can!!
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#4
good one:lmao:
#5
thats pretty good
#6
what kind of dude are you?
#7
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8
lol That was a good one.
#9
Exactly. I agree.

#10
Words to live by...
#11
nice!!!
#12
Thats a good one

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