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Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger
#1
This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.

[Image: http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news...77_day.png]

[Image: http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news..._bight.png]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man-...42567.html
#2
^^
Now that's funny!!! I don't care who you are.
#3
Looks like an upscale neighborhood, too. I personally would've chosen something else, but any port in a storm!
Wink
#4
Now that's funny.
#5
I think life sized, nude pictures of her in "compromising" positions would've been better.
:devilflam
#6
^
Depends on what she looks like.
#7
^^
Not if you using it to aggravate HER!! Actually, the uglier, the better!

Wink
#8
That's too funny!
#9
RunItUpTheGut Wrote:This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.

[Image: http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news...77_day.png]

[Image: http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news..._bight.png]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man-...42567.html

I don't think it's lit well enough Confusednicker:...guys going to spend $1500 annually just on that one light. True love to true hate!
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#10
It isn't positioned well either. I could take that out with a shotgun and one eye tied behind my back!!

Confusednicker:
#11
Granny Bear Wrote:It isn't positioned well either. I could take that out with a shotgun and one eye tied behind my back!!

Confusednicker:


Confusednicker: You mean arm?
#12
No, I meant EYE!

I was referring to the fact that it is so close a blind person could take it out....you know, me! Guess that reference just flew right over your head, huh???

Oh, over Gut's head, too. Great mental company for both of you.
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