[BlueGrassGirl]

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
> > >>>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3
kids
each
> for six weeks.
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance
classes.
> > >>>
> There is no fast food.
> > >>>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
> and pay a
> list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
> > >>>
> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries
> each week.
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> relatives, and
> send cards out on time.
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist
> appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one
unscheduled
> and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend,
> evening, on a
> holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must
> > also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting
> flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
> The men will only have access to television when the kids are
asleep

> and all
> chores are done.
> There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead
batteries.
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every
stupid song
> that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on
cartoons.
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
apply to
> themselves either while driving or making three lunches.
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
a
> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
peas.
> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
stylish >
> >>> shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men
> must try
> to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their
clothing.
> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal
> cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but
> never once
> complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain
what a
> tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> least once
> to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
> He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
night
> without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their
teeth
> and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home
with no
> food on their face or clothes.
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
will be
> required to know all of the following information: each child's
birthday,
> height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length
of
> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite
> song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want
to be
> when they grow up.
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then
> spend the
> remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand
> and foot
> until they are better.
> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the
boss of
> me."
> The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last
man
wins
> only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a
> moment's notice.
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
> over again
> for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be
called

> Mother!

[thetribe]

Lol. That is pretty funny. Stay at home moms juggle more than what some think they do.

[BC75]

haha