Chuck Norris/The Most Interesting Man In the World Jokes

**WideRight05** · 05-15-2012, 03:47 PM

**WideRight05** · 05-17-2012, 02:58 AM

Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

**judgementday** · 05-17-2012, 10:18 AM

Chuck Norris one time sued Myspace for taking the name of everything he owned around you...

**judgementday** · 05-17-2012, 10:19 AM

Every year 1 lucky child is chosen to be thrown into the Sun by Chuck Norris.

**WideRight05** · 05-20-2012, 12:39 AM

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

**toussaints** · 05-20-2012, 01:34 AM

Most hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

**WideRight05** · 05-20-2012, 02:33 AM

Fear of spiders is called arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is called claustraphobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

**judgementday** · 05-21-2012, 08:13 AM

Chuck Norris boils the water for his coffee with his own rage

MCMinus · 10-26-2012, 01:17 AM

The Most Interesting Man in the World joke:

Sharks have weeks dedicated to him.

MCMinus · 10-26-2012, 01:23 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

MCMinus · 10-26-2012, 01:26 AM

The zombies are getting prepared for Chuck Norris.