[Wildcatk23]

Will post two joke every day. One for Republicans and one for Democrats.



Hurricane Isaac turned out to be not much of a threat to the Republican convention. But to their credit, the Republicans had a contingency plan. If the hurricane did hit hard, delegates were instructed to evacuate to Mitt Romney's tax shelter." –Jay Leno



"According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them." –Jay Leno

[WideRight05]

Haha, Leno is something else!

[RunItUpTheGut]

Love Leno, puts Letterman to shame every time.

[LWC]

lol. All politics aside, the joke about the tax shelter cracked me up.

[Wildcatk23]

"Mitt Romney's search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney's problems is that he's never hired an American for a job before, so this is new." –Jay Leno




"A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term." —Conan O'Brien

[Granny Bear]

^^
These are okay but yesterday's rocked!!!!

[Wildcatk23]

"President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will. They have to. There's so many foreclosures it's tough to tell where people live." –Jay Leno




"Ann Romney was telling details of their personal life. She said that when she and Mitt were young, 'He was nice to my parents, but really glad when my parents weren't around.' And with his Medicare plan, they won't be." –Bill Maher

[nky]

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[Granny Bear]

Obamastein!!!