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01-05-2006, 10:38 AM
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man ****s and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's **** football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man ****s again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of ****ing he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's **** football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man ****s again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of ****ing he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"
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01-05-2006, 04:59 PM
ewww...lol
01-06-2006, 11:21 AM
haha
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