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12-26-2005, 03:46 PM
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."
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12-26-2005, 03:52 PM
this was a nice one
12-26-2005, 06:40 PM
boy is he in trouble. very funny
12-26-2005, 06:53 PM
I know people like that.
DT seems to be the one that people need to watch over when she is drinking. She tends to want to swim underwater, pass out, or walk around and fall down.....
You can never enjoy being drunk for having to take care of the people that can't handle their alcohol.
DT seems to be the one that people need to watch over when she is drinking. She tends to want to swim underwater, pass out, or walk around and fall down.....
You can never enjoy being drunk for having to take care of the people that can't handle their alcohol.
12-26-2005, 06:56 PM
Batp could handle it before than myself just couldn't stop so he would end up in bad shape. Loved to take drinking challenges especially on New Years.
I wouldn't drink that much had to much fun watching everyone else.
But when I did lets just say its a good thing BatP and a few others saved my butt.
I wouldn't drink that much had to much fun watching everyone else.
But when I did lets just say its a good thing BatP and a few others saved my butt.
12-26-2005, 06:58 PM
LOL, that about sums it up...
12-26-2005, 06:59 PM
I hear that.
To be drinking, I am responsible doing it.
I will actually cut myself off when I am feeling good so I don't wind up in bad shape.
I have fun drinking and LOADS of fun watching other people drunk.
I was at a party when my best friend's FEMALE boss was ALL over me telling me that I was hot and she was trying to give me lapdances and stuff like that. She wasn't a very attractive woman.
I've been at a party where people try to go in swimming and swim the length of the pool underwater while VERY intoxicated.
People pass out everywhere, people fight, people cry...some are hilarious.
I think that sometimes it brings out the best in us.
To be drinking, I am responsible doing it.
I will actually cut myself off when I am feeling good so I don't wind up in bad shape.
I have fun drinking and LOADS of fun watching other people drunk.
I was at a party when my best friend's FEMALE boss was ALL over me telling me that I was hot and she was trying to give me lapdances and stuff like that. She wasn't a very attractive woman.
I've been at a party where people try to go in swimming and swim the length of the pool underwater while VERY intoxicated.
People pass out everywhere, people fight, people cry...some are hilarious.
I think that sometimes it brings out the best in us.
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