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12-13-2005, 11:46 AM
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)chemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. Sh**..", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. Sh**..", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table."
12-13-2005, 11:54 AM
:lol: :lol:
12-13-2005, 12:04 PM
Lmao
12-13-2005, 01:57 PM
HAHA thats funny
12-13-2005, 02:54 PM
lmfao
12-13-2005, 04:20 PM
Lmao!
12-13-2005, 05:39 PM
LMAO! That's funny...
12-13-2005, 06:18 PM
Lmao good one.
12-13-2005, 06:50 PM
hhahaha.. that's a good one lol
12-13-2005, 07:30 PM
funny.
12-13-2005, 08:25 PM
:lmao: :BigLaugh: ROTFLMAO
12-14-2005, 07:37 PM
Thats funny.............
12-15-2005, 09:40 AM
That was funny! I have to try to remember that one.
12-15-2005, 09:53 AM
Were you FUBAR'ed???????????????:BigLaugh: :BigLaugh: :BigLaugh:
12-15-2005, 11:45 AM
CTD needs to remember that one.
12-17-2005, 02:52 PM
I've heard that joke but as the man coming in late and with a few more profanities. lol
12-25-2005, 08:18 PM
thats a good one...........
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