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Let's pretend
#1
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..

"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****ed blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
#2
SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
#3
haha typical woman just wanting to run her mouth about something lol
#4
hahahah
#5
Lmao, that was a pretty good one.
#6
lmao....thats awesome
#7
:lol: funny
#8
That's a classic!

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