The Perfect Couple

ElastiGirl · 12-05-2005, 01:21 PM

Once upon a time the perfect man met the perfect woman. After a perfect courtship they had the perfect wedding. Their life together was of couse perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissappoint children on the eve of Christmas the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.

Unfortunately driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.

Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived.

She was the only one who really existed in the 1st place. Everyone knows there is no such thing as Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

ldr614 · 12-05-2005, 01:24 PM

:Clap: thats great

DTfan · 12-05-2005, 02:44 PM

That's great

**Beef** · 12-05-2005, 02:50 PM

:wtf1: Santa's not REAL?!?!?!?! :Sad04: :Sad04: :Sad04:

ElastiGirl · 12-05-2005, 04:30 PM

Beef Wrote::wtf1: Santa's not REAL?!?!?!?! :Sad04: :Sad04: :Sad04:

lmao

**thetribe** · 12-05-2005, 05:00 PM

LMFAO! That was a GREAT joke. Meant to be funny, yet so true....hmmmm...lol

12-05-2005, 05:23 PM

I loved that one..lol..

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-05-2005, 07:33 PM

That's bullcrap.. I know santa is real...

**thetribe** · 12-05-2005, 07:37 PM

At least you are whining about no perfect man existing.
I figured that you out of all the men here that would have that claim to fame lol

Doc Holliday · 12-05-2005, 07:48 PM

no the perfect woman wouldn't have told all those poor kids out there that santa isn't real.

MR.INCREDIBLE · 12-05-2005, 08:16 PM

ha ha, good one!

shafter9 · 12-05-2005, 08:22 PM

Thats good....

**SE04** · 12-05-2005, 09:39 PM

i liked that joke, it's funny and true lol

football05 · 12-06-2005, 01:54 AM

yea it was a good one but not true thansk for telling bcf4l santa isnt real

**thetribe** · 12-06-2005, 02:56 AM

We had to break it to him somehow football.
Old enough to make babies = old enough to finally handle the truth. lol

**15thRegionCrazy** · 12-06-2005, 03:00 AM

haha... that's a good one!

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-06-2005, 10:21 PM

thetribe Wrote:At least you are whining about no perfect man existing.
I figured that you out of all the men here that would have that claim to fame lol

Well i just thougth that everyone already knew that i was perfect.. and we all know that santa really exists.. but the only false thing i saw in there was that whole part about a perfect woman.. Every woman i know has a mouth and that ruins the perfection.

**Johnny Ringo** · 12-07-2005, 01:35 AM

For all of us guys on here, she left of the end of that little tale. It said...for all the women reading this the story is over stop here...for all you men, click here to read on...then after you go for a couple of pages it says for all you women still reading this it just proves women never listen! Of course we all know that.

**crazytaxidriver** · 12-08-2005, 04:13 AM

hahah that would have been funny JR lol.

**BasketBallonlyfan** · 12-08-2005, 06:18 PM

The one I read said for men to read on, and at the bottom. It said that because the only person there was the perfect woman, that is why there was a wreck in the first place, women drivers....