[Doc Holliday]

they all do !!
i love that movie pole cat

[bevinsville_bomber]

Some of mine are from Shawshank Redemption.

Red: "You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent. Heywood, what're you in here for?"

Heywood: "Didn't do it. Lawyer f***ed me."

and.....

Red: "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."

Some others....

"Excuse me while I whip this out."
- Bart in Blazing Saddles

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age."
- Wooderson in Dazed and Confused

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- Russell Crowe in Gladiator

[Batpuff]

Now remember, ladies: one night stands may be over by morning, but syphillis lasts a LIFETIME! - Men of Honor

She's much fatter naked. - Mystery, Alaska
She's riding me like a wet walrus - Mystery, Alaska
i play hockey and fornicate, because those are the two most fun things to do when it's cold

[Batpuff]

sometime, rock, when the boys are up against it and the breaks are beating them! tell them to go in there with all they got and win just one for the gipper, i dunno where i'll be then rock, but i'll know about it and i'll be happy

we're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. we're gonna get 'em on the run boy's and once we get 'em on the run we're gonna keep 'em on the run! and then we're gonna go! go! go! and we're not gonna stop till we get across that goaline! this is a team they say is good, but i think we're better than them, they can't lick us. so what do ya say men!

no one i mean no one comes into are house and pushes us aroud


Of course all of these are from Rudy

[Batpuff]

I'm gonna bar-b-que your ass in molases!

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

Duck, or you'll be talkin' out your ass.

There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins.

Smokey and the Bandit

[Amun-Ra]

Smokey and the Bandit are full of some of the funniest quotes ever...

[evillive]

[QUOTE="Batpuff"]This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun. - Full Metal Jacket
There is alot from that movie but you couldnt put them in here

i already put them on the first page check it out ....

[evillive]

I am here to do two things chew bubble gum and kick ass -- and I am all out of bubble gum.....Rowdy Roddy Piper ---- They Live

[Batpuff]

[QUOTE="Batpuff"]This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun. - Full Metal Jacket
There is alot from that movie but you couldnt put them in here

i already put them on the first page check it out ....

well i looked but didnt see it on there here is what u put.

• If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f****** beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s**t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n****rs, k***s, w**s or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
  

• Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f****** effort to get to the top of the f****** obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there He would have miracled your a** up there by now, wouldn't He?
  
• The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of s**t because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
  
• Holy dog s**t. Texas? Only steers and q***s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
  

I could probably write down the whole script.

[crazytaxidriver]

[John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar]

Jane Smith: Where've you been?
John Smith: I just went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game.
Jane Smith: How'd you do?
John Smith: I got Lucky.

[Batpuff]

DOC this is just for you:

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" - remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

[Batpuff]

This was funnier in the movie but i liked it

Mike Lowery, Marcus Burnett: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you?
Mike Lowery: [Marcus starts singing the verse] Dude, you gotta learn the words.
Marcus Burnett: We usually only do the chorus.

Mike Lowery: It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big mother****ers.

Mike Lowery: Crash the ambulance into the mortuary now.
Detective Mateo Reyes: [over radio] No way. I'm not getting suspended again.
Mike Lowery: I'm gonna whoop your asses if you don't crash that ambulance into the mortuary now.

Marcus Burnett: Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
Mike Lowrey: Now how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Marcus Burnett: They **** just like us!

Marcus Burnett: Police! Pull over! Stop the car!
Mike Lowery: Not your badge, man! He has a gun, shoot him!

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[after decimating the gang with gunfire]
Mike Lowery: Now show 'em your badge!

These are from Bad Boys II

[Wyatt Earp]

Yea, I'm an oak alright.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

You can't forget the famous quote from Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend"

[evillive]

[QUOTE="evillive"]


well i looked but didnt see it on there here is what u put.

• If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f****** beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s**t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n****rs, k***s, w**s or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
  

• Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f****** effort to get to the top of the f****** obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there He would have miracled your a** up there by now, wouldn't He?
  
• The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of s**t because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
  
• Holy dog s**t. Texas? Only steers and q***s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
  

I could probably write down the whole script.

and this is what a put when i realized there would be some people that wouldn't know what movie it is from --- some people live sheltered lives ....

sorry these are from Full Metal Jacket Quote:

Originally Posted by evillive If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f****** beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s**t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n****rs, k***s, w**s or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f****** effort to get to the top of the f****** obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there He would have miracled your a** up there by now, wouldn't He? The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of s**t because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand? Holy dog s**t. Texas? Only steers and q***s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. I could probably write down the whole script.

it was right under my original post

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Full Metal Jacket was a great movie as well.

[Johnny Ringo]

Curly Bill: Hey Johnny what'd that Mexican mean, a sick horse was gonna come and get us huh

Johnny Ringo: He was quoting the Bible, Revelations, Behold a pale horse, the man who sat on him was death and hell follwed with him

You left a part out Doc: Alright lunger, let's do it

[Doc Holliday]

such a vile word

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

The Shining
"Here's Johnny"!

[Johnny Ringo]

We don't ned to practice Randy!
Slingblade

[i-dono]

"Fill your hands you son of a b!#&%"-John Wayne in the Acadamy award winning-True Grit!

[i-dono]

Also from Joe Dirt-"I seen your bumper sticker dirt...Cowboys but's drive me nuts"

[Johnny Ringo]

"I was thinkin i'd like to have 5 or 6 more cans of potted meat if you got any extry"
Slindblade

[evillive]

it's getting to be ri-god-****-diculous - John Wayne

[OU_Bruiser]

Forest Gump moma always said lifes like a box of choclates....lol.........

[Eagle Football]

Luke, I am your father

The longest yard- The mexican dude-I have a bird, his name is Rodney
Caretaker- You tell Rodney you just got knocked the ---- out

[sf_football]

Also from Joe Dirt-"I seen your bumper sticker dirt...Cowboys but's drive me nuts"

lol

[Eagle Football]

:lmao: That is funny

[OU_Bruiser]

lol