Bumper Stickers

**Old School** · 11-19-2005, 11:46 PM

1)Telepath wanted: you know where to apply.
2) Watch out for the idiot behind me!
3) Keep honking, I'm reloading.
4) I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
5) They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow disease' was already taken
6) Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a Chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.
7) Diahoerea is a heredatory illnes, it runs in the genes.
8) Incontinence Hotline.....Can you hold please?
9) Kids in the back seat cause accidents: Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
10) Aheism is a non-prophet organisation.

**imported_torQQue** · 11-20-2005, 12:01 AM

I like number 5. .All of those are good though. Mad cow disease Smile

Dont Take It Away! · 11-20-2005, 01:13 PM

great stuff i laughed hard

cookie_munster · 11-20-2005, 02:08 PM

torQQue Wrote:I like number 5. .All of those are good though. Mad cow disease

it was my favorite to lol.

**thetribe** · 11-20-2005, 06:58 PM

Those were good too.

**15thRegionCrazy** · 11-20-2005, 07:58 PM

I like those Old School

DTfan · 11-20-2005, 10:31 PM

I liked those...lol...espically #9...lol...I wonder where I was made? lol

**Old School** · 11-22-2005, 07:47 PM

Here's a few more I found
1) Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
2) I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up.
3) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4) Never take life seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway.
5) Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

**thetribe** · 11-23-2005, 06:55 PM

I saw number two on a shirt. It was great.

#_4 · 12-04-2005, 04:58 PM

lol i liked #2

FATMAN · 12-04-2005, 06:12 PM

my favorite in a while has been
"i want to die like my grandfather in my sleep and not like his passenger in his car kicking and screaming"

**thetribe** · 12-04-2005, 06:19 PM

Haha, I remember that one now too fatman.
My friend had that one his username on MSN one time as well. lol

12-04-2005, 07:48 PM

#1 reminds me of DTfan, she had a handicap sticker in her car and I always made fun of her..lol

**thetribe** · 12-04-2005, 08:08 PM

Haha. Does being deaf allow you better parking too? lol jk jk

DTfan · 12-04-2005, 10:01 PM

Haha...the only reason I had it was because of my mom...she use to drive my car before I got my liscense and left it in there and of course I used it! lol

**thetribe** · 12-04-2005, 10:58 PM

Haha only kidding DT. My grandfather had one as well, would never use it though.